Friday, September 21, 2007

Fratboy Friday

There's been quite a bit of man candy on ARE YOU THERE, BLOG? this week, but the way I see it, when it comes to pictures of hot men, "The Rule of Cher Concerts" applies...

Less isn't more - - MORE IS MORE!

And the guys for this week's FRATBOY FRIDAY are hot. Really hot.

So hot, that... well, as Paula Deen says...

"I'm sweatin' like a fat girl writin' her first love letter!"

That said, here are this Friday's...


These two are pretty, but what I love most about them is how you just KNOW that they are...

All foam and no beer.

Going to Night School to evolve thumbs.

They take an hour and a half to watch 60 MINUTES.

They couldn't pour
piss out of boot if the instructions were on the heel

You get the idea...

Still, I doubt Carl Sagan ever gave anyone multiple orgasms, so these two will do just fine.



I know those are condoms - - and bravo to the boy who advertises his preference for safer sex by putting condoms in his public Manhunt pic. I'm impressed - - but at first, I didn't know what that gold thing was.

I kind of hoped he was going to start singing "I've Got a Golden Ticket!" to tell the truth.

Can you imagine this boy as Charlie Bucket? Makes that ride over the city in the "Great Glass Elevator" a little more interesting, doesn't it?



There's only one word for that: Buffet!

And as always, my favorite...



Allow this picture to serve as your first and final warning:

If you don't take the time to plan what you are going to wear to the big Halloween party, you'll end up in your jockstrap with a banana shoved in the cup pouch.

And as the picture shows, backs will be turned and NO ONE WILL TALK TO YOU!

I should know. It happened to me.

Now you know why I have no pictures of my 4th grade Halloween costume, ok? Happy now?!?!?


Tina said...

The Bi-curious college boy mating call: I'm so wasted!

It pretty much invites anyone at that point, to just take advantage.

Anonymous said...

Boy with Red Cup:

Are you happy to see me or is that just a banana in your jockstrap?


Anonymous said...

PS As for Carl Sagan, I thought he was pretty hot. Afterall, you don't have to give someone a DOUBLE orgasm in order for them to unload BILLLLLL-IONS AND BILLLLLL-IONS of gametes!


Lance Noe said...

i love that the middle mooner looks like he has the words longest tampon cord coming out of his ass!

Lance Noe said...

AND for your comments about the boys in caps


Polt said...

I believe thats a diaper not a jockstrap, but nonetheless...

The carl sagan comment made me laugh out loud. :)


Stephen Rader said...

Tina - I know this is extremely un-PC of me, but I don't believe in bisexuality.

I always go back to that line from TORCH SONG TRILOGY:

"In all of my born days, and there have been plenty, I've never met a real bisexual. Just once, I'd like to meet a bisexual who lived with his BOYfriend and snuck out to see his GIRLfriend on the sly."

And seeing as how two of my first boyfriends were bisexual and both of them left me for the GIRLfriends, I think I have a pretty strong case.

Dollar - Brilliant pick up line for the Boy with Red Cup. I love how you refer to him by "cup color" and not "the guy with his John Thomas covered but his ass hanging out all over God and everybody."

And you're right - - Carl Sagan has it going on in the "BIIILLLL-IONS and BILLLLL-IONS" category! :)

Lance - What IS that string on the "middle mooner?" I didn't notice that before - - because I see naked butts and all brain functions cease - - but what IS that?!?! Did he sit on the anchor and now he can't get it out?!?

Don't laugh. Any ER nurse will tell you that many, Many, MANY large objects can get stuck up in "Happy Land."

Hell, I had Billy Barty trapped inside of me for almost an entire summer awhile back. Nice guy but he does not know how to SIT STILL!!!

Polt - Really? A diaper? That's even MORE batshit-crazy,isn't it?!?!? "What will I do for a Halloween costume? I know! I'll wear this diaper... and stick a banana in the front! That's awesome!!"

You know, maybe Darwin was wrong...

Palm Springs Savant said...

oh my gosh, those mooners are so hot

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

LMAO! Great pics!

Stephen Rader said...

Rick - I know, aren't they?!?! They are definitely writing checks with their asses that they are not going to be willing to cash!!!

Whim - Thanks. I got a million of 'em. Literally.

Valyna said...

I once dated a guy in Columbus, OH who looked EXACTLY like the banana underwear guy. I swear! Unfortunately, all he had was the looks and the body - he was a complete moron otherwise. Which is fine for a couple months of booty calls, fucking in the bathroom at nightclubs and making out in the back row of a theater... but long term?? No thanks.

Thanks for bringing up that memory though :) He was a lot of fun ;)

Master Aaron said...

The gold condom packaging is the extra large size. Ask me how I know. G'head.

Stephen Rader said...

Valyna - "a couple months of booty calls, fucking in the bathroom at nightclubs and making out in the back row of a theater..."

Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I? Cause you are my idol!! LOVE IT!!!

Master Aaron - Did I just label my penis size as "average" by not knowing the gold packaging on the condoms meant they were "Magnums?" I did, didn't I?


Master Aaron said...

Honey, for the love of Dolly, check with me next time.

Valyna said...

Love you too :)

Stephen Rader said...

Master Aaron - Will the day ever come that you don't need to educate me on the ways of the (sexual and kinky) world? I sincerely hope not!!!