Thursday, September 20, 2007

A Pastel President

Is it me, or does the new Five Dollar Bill look like Honest Abe is either bruised or spent one-too-many days at Epcot Center in the early 80's?



I mean, I know there were rumors that President Lincoln was gay but this is FAR too much pastel for even the queerest of pickle-kissers.

Don't you agree?

4 comments:

Shirley Heezgay said...

so pretty. like Canadian money.

maybe this is also a sign of the looming "amero"

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Well, it's colorful...

Tina said...

Lincoln was gay? Hmmm
I don't want him to be. :/

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - You know, I think it IS a sign of the "amero." You called it!!!

Whim - Yeah, but so is my ass after a good Saturday night, but I'm not using THAT as currency. Well... actually... oh, nevermind. :)

Tina - I don't think Lincoln was gay. It doesn't make sense. What gay man on earth would have his facial hair cut and styled like that?!?! And can we talk about his beard?!?! Mary, please...