Monday, September 10, 2007

"Virtually Impotent"

On FOX News Sunday, the White House's chief homeland security adviser Frances Townsend had the following to say about Al Qaeda and, more specifically, about Osama bin Laden and his recently released video tape...

"There's nothing overtly obvious in the tape that would suggest this is a trigger for an attack.

"We know that Al Qaeda is still determined to attack, and we take it seriously. But this tape appears to be nothing more than threats. It's propaganda on their part.

"This is about the best he can do.

"This is a man on a run, from a cave, who's virtually impotent other than these tapes."
- White House chief homeland security adviser Frances Townsend

Hey, Frances. Six years ago tomorrow, this "virtually impotent" man arranged to have U.S. planes hijacked and flown into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

Six years ago tomorrow, this "virtually impotent" man killed thousands of American citizens.

This "virtually impotent" man is hard to miss since he is 6 feet, four inches tall and probably is in need of frequent dialysis because of kidney disease and still, the United States government CAN'T FIND HIM AND BRING HIM TO JUSTICE FOR WHAT HE DID TO OUR PEOPLE AND OUR NATION.

If he's so fucking impotent, Frances, go get him and make him pay for killing thousands of our own six years ago tomorrow.

Until you find him, shut your fucking face about his "impotence."

And by the way, "overtly obvious" is redundant. Do any of you Bushies know how to fucking talk now that Rove is gone?


Aaron said...

Hell, they never knew how to talk when Rove was THERE...why should they improve now?

Great points. We're always getting a pleasing, mind-numbing stream of anodyne from the White House where matters of terror are concerned, because they don't know how to do anything but insult our intelligence. (They think we're all as stupid as Monkey Ears, apparently.)

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Yeah, they were stupid pre-Rove and they're still stupid post-Rove. I just get frustrated when the Bushies scare us by screaming that the end of the world is nigh and then tell us not to worry because they're handling it.

Yeah, like them handling it ever made anybody "calm."

Tina said...

*ahem* We're not going after him unless a. he gets pregnant and wishes to terminate his pregnancy without our permission, or b. he's caught on tape giving head to one of the Khomeini brothers.

Until then, please let us do our jabs.

-Thank you,
George W. Bushé

Stephen Rader said...

Tina - It's now official: I am in love with you. I don't know you, haven't met you, but anyone who has that to say is loved by me... truly, madly and deeply!

Well said!