Go with me here...
This is cute and incredibly hot Oscar De La Hoya...
And while I'm all for dressing up in whatever "gear" gets your biscuits burnin', how does Oscar go from the silky feel of boxing shorts to fishnets (not just covering his legs but covering nearly HIS ENTIRE BODY!), black pumps and... ummm... boxing gloves?!?
I mean, BOXING GLOVES?!? That's just bad accessorizing if you ask me.
But then again, maybe the boxing gloves are a nice addition, because when he takes them off, he adds a stylish hat... and... ummm... a really, Really, REALLY bad wig.
Suddenly, Britney at the VMA's doesn't look so bad, does it?
Check out all the photos at x17online and help me figure out if indeed the whole world has GONE GAY!
And if it has, what will happen to me? Will I just explode with faggotry?
Or will the opposite come true and I will become just your average, run-of-the-mill homo?
If that happens, you can bet your sweet ass I will morph into Luisa from THE FANTASTICKS faster than you can say "Much More," and start singing and praying...
"I am special. I am special!
Please, God. Please. Don't let me be NORMAL!!"
P.S. Is that really him? Is it?