Friday, September 14, 2007

Fratboy Friday

So much has happened in a week.

I met Stokes & listened to Studs. I saw Lynda Carter in concert. And just one week, my AIDS Walk team has raised $3,000 more dollars for a current grand total of $8,110.15!!! And that's JUST online donations!!!

But since a week has gone by, it must be time for Fratboy Friday!!!

Here's this week's...

BOYS IN CAPS


Oh yeah. This is going to be a good Fratboy Friday. I can already tell...

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SAGGERS















































Four saggers for the price of one. Why, you ask?

Well, when you have four pics of a sagger that hot, how on earth can you pick just one?

I love EVERYTHING about that boy. Everything. The piercing most especially.

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MOONERS

Notice the guy second from the left who can't quite go the full monty with his moon.

It's as if he believes that "mooning is for pussies," so he just tucked his briefs into his ass.

But in trying NOT to look like a pussy, he looks more like a pussy.

Democrats: Take note.

And my favorite Fratboy Friday category...

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DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT

What is that guy covering up with on the far right? A plastic tub? And he's wearing a cowboy hat? What is he supposed to be? A Busboy at The Dixie Stampede?!?

This is what would have happened if The Village People were made up of straight guys.

Apparently, THIS is the rundown. From these "It's not gay as long as nobody gets jizz in their face" costumes, I think we have (L to R)...

A Patriotic Genie (?), an Elephant (?!?), a Pizza Delivery Boy, a Typical Man Who Overestimates The Size of His "Gulp," and a Busboy at The Dixie Stampede.

Lame-assed Village People if you ask me.

Except for the Pizza Delivery Boy. They're onto something with that one...

I always say: "Give me a twink, a pizza box and some duct tape and I'm a happy man."

15 comments:

Dana said...

Dixie Stampede!!! HAH!!!

Stephen Rader said...

Dana - Not many will get it, but those that (like you) will love it!!! And you getting it solidifies my love for you!!!!!!

P.S. My cousin worked there when she was in college and was actually on the front of the DIXIE STAMPEDE brochure the second year she worked there.

Notice I said "second year." She worked there two years. At least. There isn't enough vodka on the planet...

Polt said...

Oooh, me likee Fratboy Fridays! Kinda like my Monday's Hot Shirtless Guy Photos...although better named. :)

I like pizza delivery guy myself. ALways wanted to place the order, "I'd like a large pepperoni pizza, with extra cheese. Have it delivered by a real cute college guy with a half hour break upcoming, and he'll get a real NICE tip."

HUGS...

Dana said...

When I worked at Dollywood, there was a girl who worked in the same little holler for 12 years. Running a roller coaster. In blue jeans and a long sleeved shirt. For twelve years.

Michael said...

..sigh...needtogetlaidneedtogetlaid

Stephen Rader said...

Polt - What's in a name?!?!? Your Monday's Hot Shirtless Guy Photos would be incredibly hot even if they were named "Dick Cheney's Ass Master Pics"...

...that may be stretching it, but you get my point. :)

And AMEN to the pizza delivery order idea. I want to be in on that!!!

Dana - Ok... wait a minute...

YOU WORKED AT DOLLYWOOD?!?!?! TELL ALL!!!!

Stephen Rader said...

Michael - I'm right there with you... or couldn't you tell from the pics? :)

David said...

Damn, you know the third one always ends up playing 'the woman'. I'm at work, Mr. Rader, don't get me all hot and bothered or I'll have to visit that one guy in the copy room.

Stephen Rader said...

David - The one in the middle is ALWAYS the woman... unless I'm present... I'm just saying...

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

You sure know how to get a girl to love Fridays even more.

Congratulations on all of the good work your AIDS team is doing!

Shirley Heezgay said...

What a nice selection to take us into the weekend.

Sah-weet!

The piercings at first were a little weird, but now I wonder what it'd feel like to...you know.

Stephen Rader said...

Whim - Thank you so much. I'm glad that I could help increase your Friday love!!! :)

Shirley Heezgay - Oh, I know. Trust me, I know. Glad you enjoyed the TGIF selection.

Valyna said...

I just love those lovely lower ab angles and barely-hanging-on-there-denim... oooof.

Palm Springs Savant said...

I like the busboy at the dixie stampede the best. he can bus my table anytime.

Stephen Rader said...

Valyna - "Oooof" is SO very right.

Rick - I'll send him over right after he clears my table and refills my Sweet Iced Tea. :)