Wednesday, September 26, 2007

"Pop. Six. Squish. Uh uh. Cicero. Lipschitz"

Whim sent me this link last night: The Prison Bitch Name Generator.

I love it when my friends see something like The Prison Bitch Name Generator and think to themselves, "You know who needs this? Stephen!"

Like I didn't already KNOW my Prison Bitch name. Please.

It's the name on the buzzer to my apartment...


Is it too small to read? Well, you should already KNOW my Prison Bitch name, but just in case...

It's FAMOUS ANUS.

It's gonna be hard to eat one of those cookies after reading that, isn't it?

17 comments:

Dana said...

What's the web address? You know I have to try it.

Michael said...

Yours? Are nuns Catholic?

Mine was Sodom Insane.

I am not amused..... ;)

Aaron said...

Mine's The Wanker.

Uncanny, really...

Dovajorth said...

Mine is "Hung-Like-a-Horse." OMG!

So not true.

Sigh.

Tina said...

I got Dirtbox Demon 0__o

khbronson said...

Well hello Famous Anus. Meet Cream of Meat! Too funny!

Shirley Heezgay said...

Ass Master!!!!

Oh joy of joys!!

Stephen Rader said...

Dana - Click on the link on the site name. That should take you to it. Unless I screwed it up. Which is usually the case when it comes to my IT skills.

Michael - Sodom Insane! I LOVE IT!!! You should have t-shirts made!!

Aaron - The Wanker! Sounds like a ride a Great America, doesn't it?

Doug - Hung-Like-A-Horse, huh? Nice! I'll just call you Leif Garrett!!

Tina - Dirtbox Demon!! Wasn't that a villan in one of those 60's issues of THE TEEN TITANS?!? :)

Karen - Cream of Meat! Now, that's a keeper!! I want that one!!!

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley - WOOHOO!!! Call Margaret Cho!!! You ARE the Ass Master!!!

Tina said...

Dirtbox Demon!! Wasn't that a villan in one of those 60's issues of THE TEEN TITANS?!? :)

Yeah! It was one of their debut stories in the Brave and the Bold--the one where Robin, Kid Flash and Aqualad had their first shaving party!!

Stephen Rader said...

Tina - When are you moving to Chicago so that we can be best friends? WHEN?!?

Not that Type of Raven said...

Dude, I haven't been able to think of the DVD "The Death of Superman" without out cracking up thanks to you and have you any idea how hard it was to keep a straight face when Elz chirped up upon seeng the commerical for it "I Soooooooo need to have that! I *have* to get it."

Now it's cookies! Ya killing me man! XD

btw, I got The Wanker. o_O

Valyna said...

Mine was Deep Throat


Yep... sounds accurate to me ;)

Kristie said...

Mine is screw's choice.
Well of course it would be;)

Lance Noe said...

I'm BOY BITCH!


LOVES IT!

Dovajorth said...

I thought of Margaret Cho immediately upon hearing "Ass Master!" One of my favorite bits of Margaret's!

Stephen Rader said...

Raven - I love it!! I can find something disturbingly sexual in just about everything!!! It's a gift.

"The Wanker." I like that one. It just says it all, doesn't it? :)

Valyna - "Deep Thrust." Accurate for you, huh? Damn, that makes me horny.

Kristie - "Screw's Choice." Of course, of course. :)

Lance - "Boy bitch." You get all the good names!!!

Doug - I love Margaret Cho doing that whole, "You love the Ass Master" in her mother's voice. Genius!