If "world famous" means that I have new friends on different continents who send me lovely emails and make me as happy as Courtney Love trapped in a crack house.
Last night, I received an email from J - - the man who came up with the idea for and is the owner of Dirty Fukker Underwear - - saying that he was glad that I liked their underwear and their model. And that he loves ARE YOU THERE, BLOG!
I love a man who tells me what I want to hear. Even if he is "across the pond," as they say, and there's not a chance in Hell I'll be able to "show my appreciation" on bended knees.
Get it? It's a blow job reference, damn it!! Oy...
J was so nice in his email and then, just a few minutes ago, he sent me this picture of My New Imaginary Boyfriend...
I love that. I love ALL of that. Every INCH of that.
And something tells me there are SEVERAL inches to love.
So y'all, go over to Dirty Fukker Underwear and buy everything in sight! And then buy it all again for me. Size medium. Send it all to my home address.
If you live in Chicago, however, you should deliver your gift of Dirty Fukker Underwear to me personally, so I can give you a proper thank you. With "happy ending" free of charge!
You do get what I mean by "happy ending," right? Geez...
Thank you, J! Best of luck with your company! I know it will continue to be an incredible success!