Monday, September 24, 2007

My Favorite Caption Contest Week #11

Well, this week's Caption Contest winner is being awarded a little later than usual, but I thought that the contest should start out at the top of the work week and end with the work week...

...so that we can all waste our time at work on frivolous bullshit.

Our Congress seems to be pissing away their days with bullshit. Why shouldn't we?

And once again, although there were some BRILLIANT answers, the one that made me laugh my ass off was given by Eric.

And now I know who Eric is!! And you Chicago boys should know that he is cute, Cute, CUTE!!

And he's funny. Here's Eric's winning caption for Week #10...

"Boys, Uncle Freddy wants to see you now."

See? He's cute AND he's funny!! That Eric is a winning combination!!!

And since everyone seems to enjoy the DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT theme here in the My Favorite Caption Contest, I thought I would share one of my favorites.

Here's the pic for Week #11...


If Cap weren't already dead, this picture would have killed him.

Go to, go to. Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, September 28th at 5:00 p.m. (CST).

You know, for a boy wearing spandex, Lil Cap ain't got much showin' down there, does he?

Maybe that's what he calls "it" - - "Lil Cap."

20 comments:

Tina said...

LOL! Lil Cap is great!

Stephen Rader said...

Tina - :) No "Bucky' here! Only Lil Cap!!!

Shirley Heezgay said...

"Every little thing that you say or do....
I'm hung up...I'm hung up on you."

Lance Noe said...

OK, it has finally happened. Stephen has exhausted all of the websites on the internet and has now had to resort to snap shots of himself at home, drunk - or not your choice - on a friday night. PEOPLE THE MAN NEEDS TO GET LAID! ANYONE, PLEASE! take one for the team!

Not sure if this is a caption or an OPED piece!

Lance Noe said...

P.S. i'm just sayin'!

just me said...

"Don't tell me, don't tell me, it's Thor, right?"

"I'm drunk, and you're not!"

Stephen, is that you?

Shirley Heezgay said...

"You can't see my Depends through my tights, can you?"

Master Aaron said...

The Fall 07 super-hero look is off-the-shoulder, with clipped shoulder hair de rigour.

Polt said...

Captain America after his "makeover" by Carson Kressley. And he even remembered to Zhoozh the sleeves!

HUGS...

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley - Love the musical CAPtion... get it? CAPtion... Oy..

Lance - It's both a caption AND an OpEd piece. And just because it happens to be TRUE does not mean I don't like DAMN HOT in that Captain American (kiddie sized) costume!!!

I love it when you call me out!!! We've known each other FAR too long!! :)

Just me! I LOVE your caption!!!! And unfortunately, that's not me. I was never that young. I was born 26.

Shirley - Oh... my... dear... sweet... Jesus... He DOES appear to have on an adult diaper-like... thing... Wait! Is this guy an astronaut on a rampage or something?!?!

Master Aaron - Oh, wow. Now, I LOVE that!!! It's not often that my blog has fancy words on it like "de rigeur" and "clipped." Are you SURE your people are from Kentucky?!? :)

Polt - I love any man who knows how to spell that word!! You're brilliant and damn funny!

Using the words "Carson Kresley" automatically make a sentence funny - - just like the words "Fox News Reports" and "No, baby, I promise I won't make you swallow." :)

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Drawing a blank...

Stephen Rader said...

Whim - At this point in the evening, so was Lil Cap. :)

Aaron said...

I have a pair of those exact ears. Do you dare me?

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - I triple dog dare you! :)

cb said...

If you look carefully, I think you will see some shadow going down the right leg-- li'l cap may not be so li'l after all!

Stephen Rader said...

CB - Oh. My. God. You're right!!! You're SO right!! He's got that thing strapped down tighter than Julie Andrews tits in VICTOR VICTORIA!

If that shadow is, indeed, it. Dear Lord, I hope it is!!!

Shirley Heezgay said...

It's an original Prince Albert!

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley - Nothing like a boy with a Prince Albert to start the day off right!

Dana said...

"The Super Duper Growth Serum actually worked!"

Stephen Rader said...

Dana - Really damn funny!!!!

Also, it's almost a perfect fit with the Captain America origin story.

Ripped-up spandex. Oh, so sexy... :)