Sunday, September 16, 2007

My Favorite Caption Contest Week #10

It's fitting that SUPERMAN RETURNS is playing on my tv as I choose this week's Favorite Caption Contest Winner.

Just like relatively unknown actor Brandon Routh winning the role of Superman in the reboot of the franchise, this week's winner's true identity is relatively unknown...

I mean, I assume I know Eric from somewhere, but I have no idea EXACTLY who he is and I have a hunch that I'm not going to learn his identity anytime soon.

Even if, one day, I'm told that the elusive Eric is sipping a cocktail at Sidetrack, I would probably walk into the bar to find gay man after gay man stand up, Cosmos in hand, and shout out "I'm Eric!" one by one, over and over, like some homosexual version of SPARTACUS.

As if SPARTACUS could be any gayer...

Here's Eric's winning caption...
"Being a Superhero used to be so much more exciting."

So true, Eric. So true.

How about a little male eye candy for Week #9's pic?

Ah, yes. This will do. This will do nicely...

Note to Hugh Hefner: If you want to re-launch The Playboy Club here in Chicago, may I suggest Playboy Bunnies that objectify men instead of women?

Don't you it's time that women got to sit and enjoy watching a grown man dressed as a bunny try to serve a cocktail by doing the "Bunny Dip?" God knows I do.

Y'all give this Pink Posse of Boys a caption, ok?

Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, September 21st at 5:00 p.m. (CST).

28 comments:

Polt said...

Caption: When they changed the high school mascot to the Rabid Rabbits, the basketball team thought it was a good idea, until they saw thier new uniforms.

HUGS...

Stephen Rader said...

Polt - Love it!!! LOVE IT!!!!! Great caption. And somewhere in this country, I imagine it's close to reality... hopefully...

Lance Noe said...

a preview of next month's centerfolds. The womens olympic body building team!

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - You ain't right. You know you ain't right!! And I love you!!

Dana said...

"Yeah, sure, make fun. But don't our asses look damn good in these outfits?"

Stephen Rader said...

Dana - Great caption and damn it, those asses DO look good!!!

Eric said...

Calling the Smooth Bunny Boys annual meeting to order:
Cute Pink Panties...Check
Bunny Ears...Check
Freshly Shaven Legs...Check

Hiding eyes in Embarrassment? What the fuck are you doing here, Impostor!!!

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - You're a genius! Ok, I'm proclaiming my love to you right now. Who are you?!?! And if you have a bf, do you have a brother? An uncle? A grandfather willing to swing?

Master Aaron said...

Caption: If everyone gets to see how flat my ass is, you can put on the damn bunny ears, bitch!

Stephen Rader said...

Master Aaron - Brilliant caption!! And that boy DOES have a flat ass, doesn't he? :)

Dovajorth said...

And if failing to put in his contacts wasn't bad enough, Ted could only cover his face in shame when he realized he'd committed a fashion faux pas by wearing the purple belt with the magenta shorts.

Stephen Rader said...

Doug - Ok, you made me laugh out loud with that one. Friggin' funny!!!!

Thanks again for walking with us on Saturday!!! I had a great time and we're still receiving donations!! WOOHOO!!

Shirley Heezgay said...

One:

"Justin's dislike of his fraternal twin Joey, peaked when he suggested bookending the crew and flexing...Justin thought to himself, you might have the guns, but this pipe is big enough to beat you in your sleep."

Shirley Heezgay said...

Two:

"Clark was alone in his shame when his Madonna sequinned-disco belt inspired the realization that he was, indeed, just like his father."

Dovajorth said...

Knowing that ear size correlated to dick size in bunny-men, Jason could only stand there with a stupid-- yet humiliated-- grin.

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - Oh, dear Lord!!! Both of those are GENIUS!!!!! Pure genius!!!

Doug - Love it, love it, LOVE IT!!!! It's going to be hard to pick a winner this week; I can already tell!

Eric said...

Boys, Uncle Freddy wants to see you now.

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - As usual, simple, hysterical and completely out of left field - - which makes me pee my pants!!!! Now, who the Hell are you?!?!?

Shirley Heezgay said...

Silly kid, rabbits are for tricks.

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - You're becoming the new Philip with all your answers and I LOVE IT!! Especially this one! Made me howl!!

Eric said...

Mom, meet the members of my band.

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - You know think you're brilliant, right? I mean, you have to know that by now.

That said, WHO ARE YOU?!?!? :)

Eric said...

WHO'S THE WINNER????????????? ;)

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - Sorry for the delay - - I'll be announcing the winner this evening!!! Although, I'd be happy to tell you a little early if you would tell me who you are! :)

Eric said...

you already guessed who i am when you talked to MK about me ;)

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - Lindahl?!?! :)

Eric said...

well it took you almost three months to get it...but yes, it is I...Eric Lindahl

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - I knew it!! WOOHOO!!!! What a treat to have you reading my blog. I love it!! Do you have a blog here on blogger?!?!? What show are you working on right now?