Tuesday, September 18, 2007

King Size with Hoodie

To those who think I was being a little unfair in my assumption that Mr. King Size was anything but in his skimpy little Speedos, I offer this picture, also from WetBoxersGuy, as proof that...

When you're REALLY packing something that is "King Size" and you wear a small-sized pouch, we can not only see "it," we can learn your religion!



Look at it! Even HE'S astonished at how big it is!

Isn't that picture great? I can't tell you how many times I've been heading down to the beach in nothing but my white 2(x)ist jock thong and said to myself...

"Is it chilly out? Do I need a hoodie?"

P.S. This picture below is also in the same post by WetBoxersGuy and this is quite possibly the hottest picture and the hottest man I have ever seen in my entire life!


As my good friend over at The Babblings of Whimsicalnbrainpan commented in yesterday's post about My New Imaginary Boyfriend over at DIRTY FUKKER...

"I love you Stephen. You really need to get laid."

Amen, sister. Amen!

17 comments:

Gynocrat said...

I can't stop looking at this thighs. I'm having a 'leg' day.

Stephen R. said...

Tina - Ain't nothing wrong with those thighs AT ALL!!!! I'll take both of those legs ANY DAY!!!

whimsical brainpan said...

OMG! *drools until her keyboard shorts out*

Unknown said...

That man is over dressed.

>.>

Just saying, the hat would do jusssst fine.

Stephen R. said...

Whim - I have a plastic guard on my laptop for all of the... ummm... liquid that might hurt the circuitry.

Not That Type of Raven - AMEN!!! He's fully dressed with the hat!!!! :)

Michael said...

I get sloppy seconds.....hell, I'll even take sloppy fourths.....

Stephen R. said...

Michael - Baby, we can share him. Anytime!!

Michael said...

See now, when you say things like that, I assume you're drunk.
You're drunk, right?
Man, you're a drunk.............

Stephen R. said...

Michael - Nope. Stone cold sober. But I am horny. Then again, I don't need to be horny to want THAT man - - I just have to be alive.

David said...

Is this a blog or a TEENAGE BROTHEL?

Stephen R. said...

David - It's both! God bless it!!!!

And you say "teenage brothel" like it's a bad thing. :)

Anonymous said...

Ah. Lunch. Thanks.

Stephen R. said...

Master Aaron - I know!!!! I could stay down there for HOURS!!!!

Polt said...

those thighs....

Christ on a crutch, if I looked like that, i'd go out in a bikini and hoodie EVERY DAY...damn the cold!

HUGS...

Stephen R. said...

Polt - If I looked like that, I'd be naked at the supermarket!! While I bought fish sticks!!!

BirdMadGirl said...

Wow... complete loveliness... many thanks :)

Stephen R. said...

Valyna - You're welcome! You know where to come for a little man candy!!