Thank you so much for all the well wishes and Happy Birthday messages I received yesterday. I had a wonderful birthday (Special thanks you to Karen and Paul Blart for all the laughs last night).
Now boys, as for my birthday celebration tonight at Hydrate's open bar fundraiser for Will Schutz...
BOYS IN CAPS
No, it's nowhere near a "Deer Crossing"...
Though, if there is a chance in Hell I could be the meat in that sandwich,
I'll gladly bring the party to you two!
You won't find it looking up, since Hydrate is at street level...
How can he look up?
That treasure trail keeps pulling my eye... down...
Ummm, boys?... Just because it's called Hydrate doesn't mean,
"Break out the boardies!"
Nevermind, just stay there and let me enjoy the view.
DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
No, "open bar" doesn't mean "Bring and Pour Your Own."
No Shirt, No Shoes, No I.Q.
You know, age, experience and wisdom aren't such bad things after all. But why did I have to give up my hairline AND my waistline to get them? Oy...
Well, if you come to the Hydrate benefit for Will tonight you can rub my bald head. On anything.