Friday, January 23, 2009

Fratboy Friday

Thank you so much for all the well wishes and Happy Birthday messages I received yesterday. I had a wonderful birthday (Special thanks you to Karen and Paul Blart for all the laughs last night).


BOYS IN CAPS

No, it's nowhere near a "Deer Crossing"...

Though, if there is a chance in Hell I could be the meat in that sandwich,
I'll gladly bring the party to you two!




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SAGGERS

You won't find it looking up, since Hydrate is at street level...

How can he look up?
That treasure trail keeps pulling my eye... down...



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MOONERS

Ummm, boys?... Just because it's called Hydrate doesn't mean,
"Break out the boardies!"

Nevermind, just stay there and let me enjoy the view.




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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT

No, "open bar" doesn't mean "Bring and Pour Your Own."

No Shirt, No Shoes, No I.Q.


You know, age, experience and wisdom aren't such bad things after all. But why did I have to give up my hairline AND my waistline to get them? Oy...

Well, if you come to the Hydrate benefit for Will tonight you can rub my bald head. On anything.

4 comments:

Chris said...

What a lovely way to welcome the weekend! I love straight-boys... they have no idea just how gay they are!

Happy belated birthday!

Stan said...

Happy belated Birthday Stephen! You think turning 39 is old? Just wait until 50!
Stan
(an old geezer)

Java said...

Your drunk boys are saggers in caps. Is that a triple play?

Glad you had a good birthday. You deserve it!

sundog86 said...

It's either brains or beauty love.
And when it's both you can't seem to acknowledge either.
;p