Monday, January 26, 2009

"They Do a Lot of Touching, Kissing, Even Fisting..."

Since the art of handballing is something that I both enjoy (a major understatement) and highly encourage, I have received more than a few responses that boil down to... well...

"Ewww... Gross!"

And although several people have posted this video about those fisting Obamas, I am posting this for all the "Ewww... Gross!" people to let them know that, if you don't like this particular kink of mine, then you must not like the sex life of Michelle and Barack Obama!

And as we learned from the Bush administration, if you're not in 100% agreement with the President and the First Lady, then the terrorists win!!!

This means that all those incredibly enjoyable Saturday nights I spent over the last few years prove that I am a true patriot!

This is "The Love Doctor" from Detroit telling it like it is...



fisting, fist bump... tomato, toMAHto...

8 comments:

Michael said...

I nearly choked on my oatmeal laughing so hard at the first picture!

Great to see you Friday! Can we please do that more often?????

Peter said...

Ronald McD loves it! Just look at his face, that smile...

Project Christopher said...

I have yet in my comedic "career" (snicker) been able to use the tool that has aided many a professional comic... but as soon as I saw that first picture I, quite proudly, did my first spontaneous spit take! The fact that it was all over my computer and right in front of my assistant didn't help much. But now I know that I CAN do a spit take and pull it off.

However I will never bend over in McDonalds.

Just Kevin... said...

And Project Chtistopher objected to taking a pic of me just cuddling with Colonel Sanders!! Major Kudos to you!

Java said...

Re: fisting
I followed the link to the Wikipedia article. Interesting. I also discovered that this activity you so enjoy is called brachioproctic eroticism. Now THAT makes me hot! Slather a big word full of Latin and Greek roots all over me and I'll do your bidding. I'm so excited!

Shirley! said...

Yeah, that nearly made me choke.

Thanks for the condolences by the way. Oh,...where's my link?

Jonathan said...

As a handballer, I fully support your enjoyment of the activity. Keep it up!

kansastock said...

Per Towleroad, Diesel has just introduced a cologne for handballers. Seems to be a handball'n week on the blogs!