A very "Let's Go to the Movies" version of TMI Tuesday...
1. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Alanda and her husband Steve treated me and our friend Max to a movie just this past Sunday.
It was a birthday celebration (Max's birthday is the day after mine) and Alanda fixed a fabulous dinner, showered us with amazing gifts (seasons one AND two of The Venture Bros. is just a sampling of the fabulous presents I received), and then we saw a movie.
Max chose the movie. I had nothing to do with it. So, don't judge me.
It was Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans.
I won't go into how horrifically bad this movie is, but I will refer you to the Time Magazine movie review by Richard Corliss. The title of his review tells you everything you need to know...
2. What is your favorite movie theater snack?
It's not just my favorite movie theater snack, it is my "must have" movie theater snack.
Popcorn. Severely buttered, overloaded-with-salt popcorn. The bathtub size, if possible.
And if you don't like buttered and salted popcorn when you watch a movie, what else don't you like? AMERICA?!?
3. Have you ever snuck in 'outside' food into a theater?
Well, I haven't, but Alanda certainly did at last Sunday's movie. She snuck in popcorn for all of us.
My mother used to sneak in popcorn and cans of soda, so that, as soon as the lights dimmed, you'd hear my mother, rustling around in her purse and then you'd hear that "Pffzzzt" sound as she opened the can. And everyone would stare, assuming that we were poor, redneck, white trash. Which we were. Good times...
4. Have you ever made out in a theater?
Yes, I went to middle school. Isn't that the same question?
5. What is the 'farthest' you have gone in a theater?
Well, I've done the "Alanis Morissette," but I didn't do it to one of the stars of Full House, I never wrote a song about it and I didn't receive a Grammy Award because of it.
Yeah, other than the popcorn that was stuck to my knees and a sore jaw, I didn't get a damn thing out of that.
Bonus (as in optional): What is one of your favorite movie sex scene?
This will probably call me out for the sick fuck that I am, but the first thing to pop in my head is the sex scene from Fatal Attraction, when Glenn Close says to Michael Douglas, "Have you ever done it in an elevator?," then hits the stop button on the lift and lunges for him. Hot. Seriously fucking hot.
P.S. I found this "Fatal Attraction" picture in a Google image search. I think I've found my costume for Halloween this year...