Tuesday, January 20, 2009

TMI Tuesday

A TMI Tuesday on this most historic day that has absolutely nothing to do with this most historic day. I love it!

1. Have you ever dated/married purely for money?

I've done many, many things "purely for money," but I have never dated and/or married anyone simply because of the size of their wallet.

I HAVE dated and/or proposed marriage to SEVERAL people simply because of the size of something else they carried in their pants. Does that count?

2. What is your type?

Breathing. (Oxygen tent optional).

I don't really have a set type. A month or so ago, Philip said to me, "You know, a lot of people SAY that they find just about everybody attractive, but you ACTUALLY do!" And he's right.

I try to be open to everyone and everything. And yes, I meant that dirty.

3. What is the best sex game you have ever played?

Check out the answer under "Wrath" on this TMI Tuesday post. As far as sex games go, I think I won that one, don't you?

Actually, my favorite sex game would definitely be the "Disappearing Hand Game." No matter which side of the field you're on, it's always fun.

Seriously. With some practice and the right lubricant, you not only see Jesus, you also have lunch with him and split a crème brûlée.

(Don't knock it till you've tried it. And don't try it till you've trimmed your fingernails.)

4. Have you ever given or received an orgasm from a person whose last name you did not know?

Let's try this again...

I'm a HOMO-sexual...

Are we done?

5. Have you ever masturbated in front of a sexual partner?

Yes. Several times. While trying to convince him that I would only put the head in. And for tip money.

Bonus (as in optional):At what age do you think men and women reach their sexual peak? Do you think you have hit yours yet?

Men reach their sexual peak around the time they can legally drive a car. Women reach their sexual peak around the time they can take legal possession of their ex-husband's vintage car. The one he bought when he was 16.

This is why Ashton and Demi have got it all figured out.

Then, there's poor Bruce Willis. Watching Demi driving around in the car he bought when he was 16. And there's Ashton. In the car seat.


Kevin said...

FYI - it's less daunting if you think of it as just playing "Avenue Q."

Aaron said...

I'm about to commit blasphemy and say I actually sorta find Bruce Willis hotter than Ashton Kutcher (physically, anyway).

Yes, yes, I know, Ashton's the all-American wet-dream, the pinup boy and all that...but Bruce always had that "regular guy" thing going for him (at least at first--by the time he became a mega-star and made all those terrible action flicks, the crush had already taken hold for me--and I had to forgive him for those).

The only thing I couldn't see my clear of was naming a child "Scout." I mean, even in "Mockingbird," Scout had a REAL name (Jean). I can't "do" pseudo-literate names...

(I wasn't wild about "Rumer" either, but at least that was the author's real name...)

Java said...

I never have thought Ashton Kutcher was all that hot. I agree with Aaron. Bruce is better looking. We'll have to ask Demi which one is better in bed, I guess.

In my experience, the sexual peak for women comes way after men are on the down hill slide. Is that fair??

McCool said...

#4...LAST NAME? I may need an abacus to count the times I either a) didn't know their FIRST names or 2) didn't even know what they looked like!

and btw...the term is ASPIRING Slut...I'm still working my way thru that syllabus...

*evil grin*

cb said...

I don't like the disappearing hand game, daddy! Not at all!!