Tuesday, January 13, 2009

"I Am Strong, I Am Invincible..."

Hot guys dressed in belly shirt, superhero costumes. I should love this. And I do. But you know...

What's up with Superboy? Was he feeling a little bloated on Picture Day? Is that why he felt the need to draw on his (already pretty damn hot) ab muscles?

I mean, he's 2 beers shy of a six pack and yet, I imagine he kept whining to Bats and Spidey that he was just "too fat" for anyone to take his picture.

You might feel sorry for Lil' Kal-El's insecurity, but the way I see it, this little twink has a a tight body and a waistline 2 inches smaller than mine was during my mother's first trimester, and he has the NERVE to DRAW ON his ab muscles?!?

As Philip says, "I'll cut a bitch."

But I'll let it pass. Because I know exactly what the smug little Kryptonian will look like in a few years. "Can You Read My Mind," Clark?

P.S. Also disturbing is the fact that "Belly Shirt Batman" and "Belly Shirt Superboy" are DC heroes ("Twink Titans," anyone?) and "Belly Shirt Spider-Man" is a Marvel hero. So the three of them together in one room means that this is a "Crossover."

Crossover, Three-Way... Tomato, ToMAHto...

8 comments:

Anatomicsd said...

Silly boy. He knows those lines are offensive and he's begging you to remove them! Preferrably with your tongue.

I'll take Spidey. That treasure trail is just too delicious to pass up.

Gallus said...

Agreed. Spidey is the hot one.

Polt said...

I'm a DC guy myself, I don't like Marvel...but for THIS Spidey, I'd make an exception. Cause he's just so DAMN exceptionAL! :)

HUGS...

CJ said...

I thought it was the Jonas brothers. mmmmmmm

RAD said...

Jonas Bros....HA!! Good One...They are all cutey twinkies...

RAD said...

Jonas Bros....HA!! Good One...They are all cutey twinkies...

Kevin said...

I like the Spider Trail .... something is tingling, but it ain't my spider-sense.

Michael said...

*sigh*.....these boys make me feel old and dirty.