Friday, January 09, 2009

Fratboy Friday

The good new is that from now until late tonight, I'm going to be getting 8 inches. The bad news is that it's all snow. Damn it.

Snow followed by decreasing temperatures, which will eventually bring Chicago to a high of 5 degrees this coming Thursday. A HIGH of FIVE DEGREES! Where's that aerosol can?...

Here's an inconvenient truth, Al - - When it's 5 degrees outside and I walk down the street, my testicles freeze, solidify and start to sound like ice cubes clinking against a glass!

I am in serious need of some summer weather - - for me and my boys. In the summer, I could...

BOYS IN CAPS

Learn how to ride a skateboard...



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SAGGERS

Take in the sights at a ball game...



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MOONERS

Get my very own Copportone Tan...



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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT

Or just get so drunk, I don't even know my own name.

Think he has "2 4 6 0 1" written on his lower abs?
If he doesn't, I would be happy to write that on his lower abs.
With my penis. As a friend.

9 comments:

Mark in DE said...

Yikes, stay warm, buddy! And maybe consider a winter vacation in a topical locale.

Bunny said...

It's not quite beach weather here in Charleston, but you are welcome on the sofa bed anytime!

David said...

When I hear this, I thank the good Lord I moved from Chicago three years ago and relocated to sunny, and nice southern California. I took 43 years of brutal Chicago winters, and I'll be homeless before I move back to them!

Java said...

I cannot imagine. Not having my own personal set of testicles hampers my imagination in that regard.

Long johns, layers, perhaps some silk? I hear silk is good as an under layer in weather like that.

I like that line-up of Coppertone Tan boys. :)

cb said...

Isn't Jean Valjean's number just 24601?

cb said...

Besides, you know that boy isn't him. It's quite obvious that boy doesn't eat carbs!

Palm Springs Savant said...

OMG that is c-c-c-c-old. Run out and get a bottle of Calgon, and take a nice long hot bath.

Shirley! said...

I love how your boys in caps always seem like they're just for me.

I mean, a ball cap AND sunglasses?! YUMMY!

Even though those sunglasses are tacky.

(Stay warm! You can cuddle up with your own yardstick to keep warm!)

james said...

ah, stephen, you've taken a bit of the chill off a bitter cold, snow up-to-my-elbows weekend. thanks.

another six inches expected this week. insert punch line here ;)