Monday, January 12, 2009

"Whatever I Touch Turns to Snow. If I Clutch... I'm Too Much!"

A blizzard warning is in effect for Chicago from late tonight through noon tomorrow.

That's a blizzard warning, not at blizzard watch. A blizzard watch means that a blizzard MAY be on the way; a blizzard warning means a blizzard is IMMINENT. It's coming. And not in a good way.

And after the additional 2 to 5 inches of snow that tonight and tomorrow morning will bring, the temperature will start to plummet. Going even lower than was previously predicted.

Remember when they thought the high this Thursday was going to be 5 degrees? Pshaw! Now, the anticipated high for Thursday is -2! As in "TWO BELOW ZERO!"

So long story short (too late!), my ass is about to be tapped by Mr. Snow Miser himself. No lube. Hard in and hard out. In that jerky, stop motion way that you KNOW is gonna hurt.

"He's Mr. Icicle. He's Mr. Ten Below..." Oh dear Lord...

11 comments:

cb said...

I saw a video like that once-- where the guy is getting tucked by an icicle... of sorts...

Stephen Rader said...

I know that video. I HAVE that video.

And "of sorts" is the understatement of the decade.

You dirty boy... :)

My friends call me Mitzi said...

I used an icicle in my lady area once, but that was just to stop the burnin'.

RAD said...

sounds cold......Or hot...whatever happens -- Brace youself Sonny! Xo :-)

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

And I was bemoaning that it just barely got over 65 today!

McCool said...

Oh My, Mike....did you have to turn on the heat and hook up your electric blanket?? *grin*

Polt said...

I LOVE the Year Without A Santa Claus just because of Heat Mizer and Cold Mizer!!!

Course, I love them on my TV, not outside for real....minus 2, for a HIGH.....wowzers...I thought the 27 degress this morning was cold...

HUGS...

Anatomicsd said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. We had our blizzard yesterday and -2F seems rather balmy right now.

Cold like that calls for only one thing. Staying home with a cute boy and canoodling the day away.

And by canoodling, of course I mean...

Project Christopher said...

Of all those Christmas Claus movies of my childhood this one was my least favorite and had a dumb premise... however, I watch it every time it comes on JUST for this number! I love it! and if you know the tune, you'll get this:

badum bum BUM
bwaaaAAAA DUM
badum bum BUM
bwaaaAAAA DUM

I'm Mr. Heatmiser.....

Bunny said...

Ditto what Polt said: I LOVE the Year Without A Santa Claus just because of Heat Mizer and Cold Mizer!!!

I do not miss bitter cold. Sorta cold? Okay, I miss that. Snow? I miss a little. But bitter cold I can happily live without.

Though it's cold here today. Only in the 40s, 30s tonight.

whimsical brainpan said...

Sending warm thoughts your way.