Friday, January 02, 2009

Fratboy Friday


BOYS IN CAPS

Even though he's very, very cute,
suddenly, I don't want him to come anywhere NEAR my penis.




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SAGGERS

With so many old television shows being revived and retooled these days, 
this guy is my choice to play Hoss Cartwright should someone produce
"Bonanza 2: Muscle Gun Show Boogaloo."

I always had a soft spot for Hoss. Hello, Hoss!




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MOONERS

"We've traced the butt acne! 
It's coming from outside on the deck! It's the guy drinking the Fanta!"





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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT

This is why Zima was taken off the shelves.

A couple of swigs makes heroin seem like a Flintstones chewable vitamin.

Plus, those horizontal stripes do NOTHING for "Patty's" waistline. 
"Maxine" and "Laverne" should have said something. I mean, really...


4 comments:

Aaron said...

You can always tell when it's straight guys dressing up in drag. Besides the low-slung Neanderthal foreheads, no gay man would ever be caught dead wearing that fugly "Patty McCormick on 'shrooms" dress.

I always KNEW Fanta caused butt acne. Now I have proof!

Aaron said...

You can always tell when it's straight guys dressing up in drag. Besides the low-slung Neanderthal foreheads, no gay man would ever be caught dead wearing that fugly "Patty McCormick on 'shrooms" dress.

I always KNEW Fanta caused butt acne. Now I have proof!

Java said...

Bonanza 2: Muscle Gun Show Boogaloo
Interesting concept for a sequel. I'm sure it would play really well to the gay crowd. Not sure it'd be a hit anywhere else, though.

Mark in DE said...

Oooo, I 2nd your choice for Hoss Cartright's replacement!!!