BOYS IN CAPS
Even though he's very, very cute,
suddenly, I don't want him to come anywhere NEAR my penis.
With so many old television shows being revived and retooled these days,
this guy is my choice to play Hoss Cartwright should someone produce
"Bonanza 2: Muscle Gun Show Boogaloo."
I always had a soft spot for Hoss. Hello, Hoss!
"We've traced the butt acne!
It's coming from outside on the deck! It's the guy drinking the Fanta!"
DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
This is why Zima was taken off the shelves.
A couple of swigs makes heroin seem like a Flintstones chewable vitamin.
Plus, those horizontal stripes do NOTHING for "Patty's" waistline.
"Maxine" and "Laverne" should have said something. I mean, really...