Because, luckily, there is an eye wash station in my building and I was able to cleanse my retinas before any permanent damage set in.
This "Cheetah Lady" is, without a doubt, the strangest, most bizarre, most hilarious thing I have ever seen on or off of the internet.
She... ummm, I mean, the cheetah... alright, "it" says that it lives on the northside of Chicago. Yes, this is the kind of person I sit beside on the bus every day.
Even if you don't have an eye wash station handy, I highly recommend that you watch this. Now.
To quote one of the latest comments for this video...
"And with that, the last of my sanity slips away..."I couldn't agree more.