Wednesday, January 07, 2009

"I'm Tired of Being a Wild Animal"

My good friend Bea from Feeling Kinda Blog Today emailed me today, saying "Go to YouTube and type in "Cheetah Lady." You won't regret it." And I don't regret it at all.

Because, luckily, there is an eye wash station in my building and I was able to cleanse my retinas before any permanent damage set in.

This "Cheetah Lady" is, without a doubt, the strangest, most bizarre, most hilarious thing I have ever seen on or off of the internet.

She... ummm, I mean, the cheetah... alright, "it" says that it lives on the northside of Chicago. Yes, this is the kind of person I sit beside on the bus every day.

Even if you don't have an eye wash station handy, I highly recommend that you watch this. Now.



To quote one of the latest comments for this video...

"And with that, the last of my sanity slips away..."
I couldn't agree more.

15 comments:

Project Christopher said...

Stephen... don't even start lying... I recognize the inside of your apartment!

who the FU*K is that? GEEZ

Bea said...

I'm so glad that brought you joy. "I want to eat rice! And Tacos! And Chineeese Food!" Fun talking to you today. Xoxo

cb said...

I couldn't finish the video. It was just to polly executed to enthrall me with 'teh crazy'

Bunny said...

At least she doesn't seem to have the cash to go Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Lawd help us all.

Java said...

Wow. That's on the other side of weird.

Kevin said...

My favorite moments are where she breaks to check where the chair is before sitting in it ... and correcting herself ... seriously, couldn't we just put her down?

Aaron said...

Ho. Ly. Shit.

Palm Springs Savant said...

What the.......

she is TWISTED

McCool said...

I know who I want Alex/Katie to interview this summer!!!!!

Katie's Kitty Korner...coming soon to youtube!

Lance Noe said...

I love the fact that to finish off the EnsemblAH, she chose CAT EYE glasses!

Alanda said...

wow, that was very...special.

Mark in DE said...

What...

the...

fuck???

dirkmancuso said...

I am profoundly disturbed.

McCool said...

according to a comment on youtube...

she "...happens to be a professor of art history..."

NOW is the time to be VERY afraid for the next generation!!!

Michael said...

I don't understand this at a....what in the fuck is.....I....

(Michael's head explodes)