Saturday, September 27, 2008

"He's a Rebel & He'll Never, Ever Be Any Good"

I haven't chosen a New Imaginary Boyfriend in quite a long time.  But I feel it's time for a change. 

Johnny Hazzard just happens to be Philip's favorite porn star.

Philip calls him "J-Hazz."  

I know... 

It's a little too "Access Hollywood / Extra / Entertainment Tonight" for Philip, but please don't hold it against him...

You don't mind me taking Mr. Hazzard (for my boyfriend and from behind) temporarily, do you Philip? 

I can loan you Shane Rollins for awhile...

8 comments:

EMikeGarcia said...

I'm afraid Johnny and I have been in a VERY committed relationship for some time now.

Do YOU have a paid membership to Hazzard Central? I thought not.

Stephen Rader said...

You've got me. I bow before Johnny's Master Fan.

Can I have your Sloppy Seconds? Please? :)

Polt said...

Oh but I WOULD like to 'hold it' against Philip....as often as I can.... :)

HUGS...

philip said...

Stephen, you're dead to me.
Love, Philip.

Project Christopher said...

Normally I see your new imaginary boyfriends and roll my eyes with a mental comment of "Jeez, another twinky airhead."

but NOW you're talkin'!

Had him

twice


and then that damn alarm went off :)

Bea said...

I like to think of Philip as rainbows and ponies and arts and crafts and it makes me feel nervous to know that he has a favorite porn star...and also a nickname for his favorite porn star...this post was unsettling for me. Not the hot naked guy, just the parts about Philip and the hot naked guy.

Mark in DE said...

Me likee!

Mark :-)

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot dick. Filth, filth, filth.