Wednesday, September 24, 2008

"Makes Everything Taste Like Bacon"

The ever-fabulous Eric McCool sent me this and I can't think of a better way to cure my Southern homesickness than by buying this product... Bacon Salt!  

As the tagline on their web site says...

"Bacon Salt is a zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian and kosher seasoning that makes everything taste like bacon."

Everything?  My mind is flashing to a bacon-flavored blowjob.  

Suddenly, I understand how Anna Nicole Smith was able to go down on J. Howard Marshall and not be completely grossed out. 

11 comments:

D said...

I have never commented on your blog Stephen but I just had to this time ...because... I own Bacon Salt (actually I own all three flavors of bacon salt!). Yes, I have sick love affair with bacon. I said it and I'm not ashamed to admit. In fact I'm a bit proud of it (every true southern should be)
-daren

RAD said...

mmmmmm bacon

Project Christopher said...

ummm...

ick!

Michael said...

I know what somebody's getting for Christmas!

Aaron said...

That kinda beats the hell outta Bac-Os, doesn't it?

Michael said...

Don't you blaspheme Bac-O's. I'll cut ya......

EMikeGarcia said...

Haha...

Bacon porn.

Mark in DE said...

The comment about Anna Nicole using Bacon Salt made me laugh out loud!

And about Gay Aiken, I say "Duh."

Mark :-)

McCool said...

my favorites are the Cocktail recipes....peppered bacon salt rimmed bloody mary glass....bacoritas....the possibilities are endless! lol

erik said...

Men taste like bacon, says robot.

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cb said...

I had heard about this stuff awhile ago. I don't use a lot of salt unfortunately... so I"m not sure where I would use it.

Oh! Maybe on Watermelon!