1. Describe the perfect date for YOURSELF... what you would enjoy most.
Believe it or not, I'd say the perfect date for me would be pizza delivered to my apartment, a couple of bottles of cheap red wine and maybe some chocolate, all consumed leisurely as we sit in front of my fireplace watching an old movie that we've both seen a hundred times so we can chat and kiss and make out and let the evening take us wherever it wants to go.
Easy going and romantic and loving - - that's the perfect date.
2. Do you lean more toward being submissive or dominant?
I enjoy both sides of the coin, but I have to say that I love being submissive.
And I mean really submissive. Not this fake, pushy, "topping from the bottom" bullshit.
3. What do you usually wear to bed?
Nothing but a smile. Unless it's in the winter here in Chicago, and then I wear flannel pj's, thick socks and a Down parka. Under my electric blanket. On it's highest setting. And I pray that I don't have to get up to pee.
4. Have you ever seen a counselor?
Abso-friggin'-lutely. He saved my life. Or helped me save my own life.
But he was right about one thing - - once you get mentally healthy, you don't date a lot. You can see your pattern and spot those who will hurt you a mile away.
5. Lights on or off?
This probably means "during sex," so I'll say "on, but with a red bulb or a pleasing gel."
It's fun to see what's happening - - and it's sometimes important to know exactly what piece of flesh you have in your mouth and who it belongs to - - but when you're bumpin' uglies, Blanche DuBois said it best...
"I don't want realism. I want magic!"
Bonus (as in optional): Bonus: Have you or a partner ever faked an orgasm?
How exactly can a man can fake an orgasm? Heated Jergens lotion inside a squirt gun? How?!?