Tuesday, September 09, 2008

TMI Tuesday

Another dose of TMI Tuesday...

1. Describe the perfect date for YOURSELF... what you would enjoy most.

Believe it or not, I'd say the perfect date for me would be pizza delivered to my apartment, a couple of bottles of cheap red wine and maybe some chocolate, all consumed leisurely as we sit in front of my fireplace watching an old movie that we've both seen a hundred times so we can chat and kiss and make out and let the evening take us wherever it wants to go.

Easy going and romantic and loving - - that's the perfect date.

2. Do you lean more toward being submissive or dominant?

I enjoy both sides of the coin, but I have to say that I love being submissive.

And I mean really submissive. Not this fake, pushy, "topping from the bottom" bullshit.

3. What do you usually wear to bed?

Nothing but a smile. Unless it's in the winter here in Chicago, and then I wear flannel pj's, thick socks and a Down parka. Under my electric blanket. On it's highest setting. And I pray that I don't have to get up to pee.

4. Have you ever seen a counselor?

Abso-friggin'-lutely. He saved my life. Or helped me save my own life.

But he was right about one thing - - once you get mentally healthy, you don't date a lot. You can see your pattern and spot those who will hurt you a mile away.

5. Lights on or off?

This probably means "during sex," so I'll say "on, but with a red bulb or a pleasing gel."

It's fun to see what's happening - - and it's sometimes important to know exactly what piece of flesh you have in your mouth and who it belongs to - - but when you're bumpin' uglies, Blanche DuBois said it best...

"I don't want realism. I want magic!"

Bonus (as in optional): Bonus: Have you or a partner ever faked an orgasm?

How exactly can a man can fake an orgasm? Heated Jergens lotion inside a squirt gun? How?!?


Biscuit said...

"topping from the bottom" *snort* Even in the most serious dom/sub scene, the sub still holds the power. The dom is gifted the privilege of controlling, and that gift can be revoked at any time.

Believe me, men DO fake orgasms and it cracks me up. As if I think the well suddenly went dry?

cb said...

Oh, faking can be done while wearing a condom.

You are fucking, you increase tempo, you do the "Arrrggghhh" thing while flexing your cock a few times to simulate the ejaculation, then you pull out quickly and go to the bathroom to dispose of the condom and clean up.

Trust me on this one.

TD said...

Oh it *can* be done, but why would you *want* to?

Anonymous said...

I faked one. It's easier to do when topping. I was really just ready to leave.
UUUgggh, Oh Yeah. ugh ugh yeah, that was great. gotta run.