Thursday, September 04, 2008

"Please, Don't Let This Feeling End..."

This is "Mr. Sex-on-Skates" himself, Levi Johnston - - otherwise known as Bristol Palin's babydaddy - - before the Republican National Convention...


...and this is him during the Republican National Convention.


As my mama would say, "He cleans up good, don't he?"

Check out this picture...


Is he scared? Is he angry? Or is he trying to figure out how one 15-minute quickie in the penalty box after that big game five months ago brought him here?

Poor guy. There's no way he could have foreseen all of this.

13 comments:

Aaron said...

Usually, when kids are that cocky and all "I'm going to fuck you up," I flash forward to their prison-shower broom-handle rape.

But I suppose he's slightly more entertaining than Sarah's speech at the convention. *YAWN* Wake me up when somebody says something true or worthwhile.

Polt said...

If her mom has her way, Bristol's babydaddy could be living in the VP mansion in DC. I'm certain he'd could never have imagined the chance to get that far out of his podunk town.

We all need to make sure he only gets to imagine it, and not experience it.

HUGS...

dollar said...

I could do without the polyester striped tie.

peter said...

But is he really a Republican, or is he forced!

michaelvankerckhove said...

Banana Guide found his MySpace (or linked to someone who did) and reported it before it was taken down.

Go HERE .

(Link NSFW!!!!)

Biscuit said...

I'll admit the story is entertaining as all get out, but the mom in me feels bad that the poor kid is going to be dragged along for a ride he didn't sign up for. He's cocky and appears to be an ass, but he's a kid. To fuck up and have your parents and friends know is one thing. To fuck up and have the whole world know is quite another.

Mark in DE said...

Since Bristol is 17 (read: underage) I believe Levi should be charged with statuatory rape. He has committed a crime under the law of the United States of America!!!

I guess Mama's "abstinence only" speech didn't take.

Mark :-)

Joie Mayfield said...

He is a sexy boy. He was the only thing in the convention that I found attractive. I would let him do things to me that I would never dream of before. LOL. I highly doubt he's a republican. I wonder if he's even registered to vote?

Shirley Heezgay! said...

HOWCHA MA-GOWCHA!!!

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

He looked better before they turned him into a politically acceptable Right-wing Stepford husband.

But it's nice to know that the GOP has its own Kevin Federline. I'm already anticipating buying a $3.99 copy of his tell-all book from a cart outside Borders in a few years.

ggymeta said...

I look at him and I can't help thinking of that idiot who married Connie Corleone in the Godfather...

Aaron said...

I guess I'm not gay enough, because the little shit does nothing for me. I'm just anxiously awaiting his smack-down (I HATE arrogant kids--but then, I hated them when I WAS a kid too).

I find myself wishing somebody would kick his ass, then post it on YouTube. Then maybe that Jessica-Walter-wannabe running for Veep will have somewhere else to direct her spleen.

kansastock said...

We all know every teenage hockey player from Alaska has a 'dick pic' on the internet. Where the fuck is his?!?