Tuesday, September 23, 2008

"Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are"

Mikey at The Gospel According to Mikey just informed me of this...

Clay Aiken is coming out of the closet. As my roommate in college used to say...

"Wait, let me put my surprise face on."

Not that we didn't already know.  Well, maybe the Claymates didn't know.  Bless their hearts.

It reminds me of what Paul Lynde told a woman when he was signing autographs after a play he was in. The woman asked how come Paul hadn't found the right woman and gotten married.  Mr. Lynde, wearing a caftan, said to her...

"Do you live in a cave?"

Paul Lynde.  Now, there was a gay man you could get behind.  I have no idea if that pun was intended or not.

8 comments:

Aaron said...

And hundreds of little old ladies will drop dead of shock. (Because they really HADN'T a clue--he just reminded them of Barry Manilow. HELLO!!) I'm sure there are scores of teenage girls who are bitterly disappointed, too.

There are none so blind as those who refuse to see.

Scooter said...

Clay gay? Who knew? Bwahahahaha!

McCool said...

I can't WAIT till his exclusive 20/20 interview where he proclaims that he's ALSO.......CAUCASIAN!

Polt said...

Wow...So I guess now you'll be telling me the Pope is Catholic, right? :)

HUGS...

Michael said...

*Michael falls from his chair in utter disbelief*

RAD said...

OMG! Paul Lynne rocks! I love it! I think I am going to start using that phrase again...so you live in a cave or what? LOL!

EMikeGarcia said...

I love the quote, "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things."

Fuck you Bristol Palin AND your MONO!

Aaron said...

One final thought: why does he look so much like Billie Jean King in this photo? Did he do this especially for the photo shoot?