Thursday, September 25, 2008

"I Don't Want Realism, I Want Magic!"

Things ain't right.

A) In some fucked up, Bizarro World version of Robin Hood, the powerful are coming to the rescue of the rich so that they can continue to rob from the poor.

B) Clay Aiken's reasoning for finally coming out of the closet was...

"I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things.
I wasn't raised that way, and I'm not going to raise a child to do that."


...which makes no fucking sense, because if he was raised not to lie and yet lied to everyone about his sexual orientation for years and years, then obviously, raising a child not to lie DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!

And worse than being an illogical fag, Clay is also allegedly a top. Which makes me laugh and throw up a little in my mouth at the same time.

C) And in a bizarre twist that makes as much sense "green" Clorox, Kenley was NOT eliminated last night on Project Runway.

Even though her idea of "Hip-Hop" looks more to me like...

"Jersey Girl Goes to Long Island Bar for Beer Night with Her Friend, Sheila and Gets, Like, Totally Wasted."

For a brief moment, I felt sorry for Suede. Then, he said "Rock it" and I remembered why I hate him so much.

Does anyone else just want to throw a grenade into the workspace at Parson's and blow this season's assortment of bitchy, narcissistic, less-than-talented designers off of the planet and away from Bryant Park?

Geez...




In a world where a woman who named her children Track and Trig could possibly make it one irritable bowel movement away from the Presidency, wouldn't you rather live in a place where Stephen Colbert is still running for President?

In the Marvel Universe, he is.


I haven't been this excited since Patsy and Edina met Roseanne and Jackie.

It's helping me get through the crazy.

11 comments:

ggymeta said...

Hey now! Waify twinks can be tops too Steven. Don't be so close-mindededed.

^_^

Project Christopher said...

wow...

bitch on sister friend!

Bea said...

Stephen...I was also shocked and amazed when Kenley didn't get eliminated. Especially after telling Tim and Heidi and LL COOL J that they didn't know hip hop. My favorite was when she was holding up earrings to Leanne saying "Do these work?" and Jarell and Korto were in the back like "Oh, yeah, absolutely hip hop..." and then laughing. Not to mention those pants were god awful, hip hop or not. I was glad that Suede left though. I want Korto to win. Exhale.
I haven't seen you in ages, let's hang out soon. xoxo

Project Christopher said...

and could you have found a dorkier picture of Claykin the Gaykin? I couldn't have that dorky smile topping me!

Mark in DE said...

I was truly surprised (which happens very infrequently when watching Project Runway) when Suede was sent home instead of Kenley. Suede's outfit was MUCH closer to its theme than Kenley's outfit, plus Kenley tries to argue with Tim & Nina. I would have bet my last dollar that Kenley was going home.

And you are so right about this season being a huge disappointment after the fabulosity of Christian Soriano. But I watch it anyway.

Mark :-)

michaelvankerckhove said...

Project Runway needs a villain, and Kenley has been cast, therefore Suede had to go. He's not villain enough. This is why Wendy beat Austin, Santino beat Nick, how Jeffrey made it to the top, etc....

The Project Rungay boys can also tell you how it is.

cb said...

Shit, the only way I would like one of Kenley's craptastic 1954 designs is if she were murdered while wearing it.

cb said...

That wasn't nice of me. I meant to say "brutally murdered".

the joy said...

I was literally shocked when kenley didn't go home. Out. Done. But at least suede's behind left.

Lol@clay. I think he wanted us to be shocked. Yeah, no.

Lance Noe said...

Lance agrees with you that Kenley needs to go but she doesnt go because she DOES stand up to them. if she were weaker they would kick her off but they usually respect the ppl who are determined and stubborn.

also, Lance, just hates people who refer to themselves in third person.

Lance does like Korto but girl needs to lighten up and smile for F*** sake!

Riverwolf said...

totally shocked that kenley didn't go home and totally not shocked that Clay is gay. So i guess it all cancels each other out...