Tuesday, February 27, 2007

A Win for Al Gore

Al Gore has an Oscar.

Now, the former Vice President, Three 6 Mafia and Martin Scorsese are all tied at One Academy Award a piece.

And for the record, Dolly Parton was robbed of her Oscar last year. Robbed! The lyrics of the winning Three 6 Mafia song are...

It's hard out here for a pimp,
When you're tryin' to make the money for the rent.


"Pimp" and "Rent" DON'T RHYME! What the fuck?!?!?

In response to Al Gore's Oscar win, Joy Behar had this to say on THE VIEW yesterday...

“It’s a good thing the Oscars are not held in Florida or he would have lost.”


And in response to Al Gore's... ummmm... newfound girth...

...oh, come on... you noticed it too...

...I thought his ass was REALLY huge, but then I realized I was just looking at Tipper...



...Jon Stewart had this to say on THE DAILY SHOW last night...

“Here’s ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ - -
Cake isn’t a food group!”


4 comments:

Thomas said...

He definitely should lose some weight if he plans to run in '08.

Stephen Rader said...

Thomas - I doubt that Gore plans on running in '08. In fact, I hope that he doesn't run in '08.

He was funny and charming and insightful and well- spoken at the Oscars, which is nice and all, but a little part of kept saying...

"Where was this man 7 years ago?!?!?!"

Michael said...

Technically, doll, the Oscar is not Al Gore's. It belongs to the filmmakers......
And if that bow had been a bit smaller, I would have LOVED Nicole's dress. But I liked it nonetheless. Now Sally Kirkland, well, don't get me started.......

Stephen Rader said...

Michael - Sally Kirkland made me long for the good old days... when Carrie Fisher was loaded all the time.

That's entertainment!