Wanda is coming.
You comic book fans probably think I'm talking about the Scarlet Witch, Wanda Maximoff.
Damn this cover is hot! I'm a Kinsey Six and I wanna do her!
You Comedy Central fans probably think I'm talking about Wanda Sykes.
What in the Hell is Wanda Sykes doing with Elaine Stritch? Hey Elaine, lose that damn hat!
I would rather see you wearing Jennifer Hudson's "Kneel before Zod!" silver jacket from the Red Carpet than see you in the same hat you wore when your drunken ass recorded the Original Cast Album of COMPANY in 1970!!!
You music fans probably think I'm talking about Wanda Jackson, the Queen of Rock- a- billy.
"Fujiyama Mama," anyone?
Sorry. None of the above.
But to be fair, you music fans are close.
As this picture from this past Halloween proves, the Wanda that I'm talking about is DEFINITELY a Country Queen.
My mom is coming to Chicago from Friday, March 9th to Tuesday, March 13th!
For those of you who live in the Windy City, the scheduling of dinners and cocktails with Mama Wanda begins now!
I have to tell you, I'm nervous. My mother hasn't visited me in Chicago in nearly four years, which means she hasn't seen me perform in four years. She will be attending SEUSSICAL on Saturday, March 10th at 10:30 a.m.
I rarely if ever get stage fright any more. I can perform in front of just about anyone and not be nervous at all, but since I so rarely perform for either of my parents or my brother, "nervous, happy, scared, excited" describes exactly how I will feel the morning of March 10th.
I can't wait!!