Gettin' Piggy With It

Introductory Note: Yeah, I know. The title of this posting is a little too "I write for SEX AND THE CITY and we LOVE puns!," but I couldn't help myself.

She's doing it right now.

Alanda Coon...


...that's her on the right...


...looking slightly like a bewigged Karl Malden...


...is performing her first preview of THE TRUE STORY OF THE 3 LITTLE PIGS at this very minute.

I saw the final dress rehearsal last night and Ms. Coon, Katie McLean and the rest of the cast are hilarious.

I don't want to spoil it for you, but let's just say that Ms. Coon plays not one, not two, not three, but FOUR different pigs in this production.

One more pig character and Alanda can do a one- woman, pig- themed VILLAGE PEOPLE show.

It's so wrong, it's right! Go see her in this. You'll love her.

I have no idea what they're charging for tickets, but whatever it is, Alanda Coon playing FOUR DIFFERENT PIGS is WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION.

I mean, wouldn't you rather pay to see that than get a comp to see LEGENDS?

Really...