Saturday, February 10, 2007

Staking My Claim

Since the rumor mill is in full swing, I now announce that Prince Frederick von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa's ex and possibly Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy, is my New Imaginary Boyfriend.

I am flying to the Bahamas asap to begin adoption procedures wth my Prince Freddie...

...NOT Freddie Prince, Jr.

Get it right.

Is gay marriage legal in the Bahamas?


Master Aaron said...

Ah, well NOOO, they do not have gay marriage in The Bahamas. If they did, you would already have been required to hand over the blender of My dreams, expensively wrapped. What they DO have in The Bahamas is conch. Lots and lots of conch. Fried conch. Conch chowder. Broiled conch. Conch, (hold your breath) fritters. To balance this gastronomically, this tasteless, heavily beaten and yet strangely rubbery ?dish? is always served with a big helping of cole slaw. Because your digestive system will need the roughage. Along with this comes rice-and-peas, only the "peas" are not those pretty green things we have in The States, but something in appearance, taste and texture resembling over-baked black beans.

It takes about 10 days to adjust to Bahamian cuisine. I'd put off the marriage bed for the first ten days if I were you.

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Damn! In 10 days, I had planned to have divorced him, received alimony and started dating any of Eva Gabor's old husbands.

Are any of them still alive?