Oh, The Humanity!

Tonight.

It happens tonight.

And there is nothing any of us can do to stop it.

Tonight, David Hasselhoff opens in the Las Vegas 90- minute production of THE PRODUCERS.

No, he's not playing Leo or Max.








He's not even playing Franz Liebkind, the German playwright of SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER and he'd be great playing Franz... those Germans fucking LOVE The Hoff.



No, he's playing the director of SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER, Roger "Elizabeth" DeBris.

That's right. He's playing this guy.

Yes, The Hoff will be wearing that dress.





Tonight, Mr. YouTube HOOKED ON A FEELING will be singing KEEP IT GAY.

Tonight, Mr. KNIGHT RIDER will be dressed as Hitler singing the lyrics...

"Heil myself! Watch my show!
I'm the German Ethel Merman, don'tcha know!"

Kit, get me out of here... Turbo Boost, Kit... TURBO BOOST!!!

Here's a picture of The Hoff with actor Rich Affamato who plays Carmen Ghia, Roger DeBris'... ummmm... better half.

Pray for Mr. Affamato. Or just send him cash.



I would imagine he would rather go quail hunting with Cheney than play the boyfriend of Mr. BAYWATCH. Dear Lord...