Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The Other End of the Spectrum

My friend Aaron has informed me via a comment on this blog that...

"...you can NOT vasilate in imaginary boyfriends between hairy leather daddies and hairless twinks with pony fetishes. It waste's your time and confuses the bears. "

So, to show you readers at home the wide range of types of men that I like...

Two Legs and a Crotch - - Two Legs Optional!!!

...I have changed my Imaginary Boyfriend from a boy who plays a character named Harry to a hairy man who played a character named Grizzly.



Yes, my New Imaginary Boyfriend is none other than Grizzly Adams, as played by Mr. Dan Haggerty himself.



For those of you born too late to enjoy the frivolity of 70's era television, Dan Haggerty played the uber- bearman of the 70's, Grizzly Adams in both the 1974 movie and the subsequent '77 through '82 television series sharing the title, THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZLY ADAMS.

I remember watching this show... a lot... for a number of reasons...

And since I like all men - - from twinks to bears, from smooth to hairy, from chunky to funky and everything in between - - Grizzy Adams will now be my imaginary "plus one" at any and all parties and events.

Now, can anybody help me find this Mini- Grizzly?

5 comments:

Master Aaron said...

While it can be argued that hair has moved from a fetish to an encumbrance when it has to be carefully styled in order for the admirer to gain any real admittance to an orifice, I'm sure the bears appreciate that The Rad has given them equal play. Or perhaps he has only given them equal "blog." Nevertheless, this gesture is indeed a gesture, and The Rad is to be commended. Or is that "commanded?" I guess I'm just confused by all that hair around that poor man's thin lips...

Mike said...

I loving both daddies and twinks is wrong I don't want to be right.

Stephen Rader said...

Mike - Amen to that!! Thus endeth the lesson!!!

David said...

So I was watching Muscle Beach Party Monday and in the credits was a Dan Haggarty as one of the muscle men!

Stephen Rader said...

Dan Haggerty in MUSCLE BEACH PARTY. Somehow, I'm not surprise. I wouldn't have been surprised if you had said ROADHOUSE either.

What? You've never seen ROADHOUSE? Neither have I. But my father swears it's Patrick Swayze's best work to date.