"...you can NOT vasilate in imaginary boyfriends between hairy leather daddies and hairless twinks with pony fetishes. It waste's your time and confuses the bears. "
So, to show you readers at home the wide range of types of men that I like...
Two Legs and a Crotch - - Two Legs Optional!!!
...I have changed my Imaginary Boyfriend from a boy who plays a character named Harry to a hairy man who played a character named Grizzly.
Yes, my New Imaginary Boyfriend is none other than Grizzly Adams, as played by Mr. Dan Haggerty himself.
For those of you born too late to enjoy the frivolity of 70's era television, Dan Haggerty played the uber- bearman of the 70's, Grizzly Adams in both the 1974 movie and the subsequent '77 through '82 television series sharing the title, THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZLY ADAMS.
I remember watching this show... a lot... for a number of reasons...
And since I like all men - - from twinks to bears, from smooth to hairy, from chunky to funky and everything in between - - Grizzy Adams will now be my imaginary "plus one" at any and all parties and events.
Now, can anybody help me find this Mini- Grizzly?