Monday, October 22, 2007

Now, THAT'S What I Call a Headmaster!

Many, many thanks to Tina of GGY-Meta for sending me "laugh your ass" off pic.


How on earth did we miss Dumbledore on that float at the Pride Parade last year?!?!?

And check out Albus' abs! And that package! Yum!

Sadly, however, Dumbledore is flagging right. Why are all the wizards with the biggest wands always bottoms?!?

This proves it - - Gellert Grindelwald is a top! A big ol' nasty, evil top. I'm calling dibs RIGHT NOW!!!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Day-um. Wish I could go to a private school for witches and wizards.

Stephen R. said...

Dana - Amen! Hogwart's, here I come!! (or perhaps I should spell that last word a different way... no, that would be craas, wouldn't it?) :)

Anonymous said...

Stephen, I keep learning more and more from you... "flagging right" = bottom?

Who knew?

I gotta tell you, I'm gay (and I'm damn good at it) but this makes me think I need to spend a little more time diving into the culture!

Have a great one!

jer said...

seriously. i had no idea either.

whimsical brainpan said...

I too was cluless that "flagging right" meant bottom.

Well, you learn something new every day.

Anonymous said...

Now that I think about it...I knew about the left side / right side for piercings, hankies, armbands etc, but I didn't know it applied to pee-pees.

Rick Rockhill said...

nice work Stephen...I liked that!

Stephen R. said...

Shirley Heezgay - Stick with me, kiddo, I'll teach you all I know... and I learned my knowledge at my Daddy's knee... so to speak...

Jer - Really? So, you've never been to the Eagle, huh? :)

Whim - I'm the Funken Wagnel of Homosexuality

Shirley Heezgay - Well, by "flagging right," I meant his armband. If he's dressing to the right too, then he's a Super Bottom!! :)

Rick - Thank you, sexy!

Anonymous said...

Gotcha...funny...I didn't even notice the armband. My eyes were, uh, preoccupied. LOL

Unknown said...

No wonder he always wore those long flowing robes. Wonder what else was under there?

Stephen R. said...

Shirley Heezgay - Amen! One's eye does get rather... drawn to that one particularly LARGE area down below, doesn't it?!?! :)

Just Me - Long, flowing robes are a dead giveaway!!! As for what else was down there, I'm sure those slash fiction writers are coming up with that right this very minute!!

Gynocrat said...

Baha! I love the internets!

jer said...

i've only been to the eagle once..

Stephen R. said...

Tina - I love you! I do SO love you!!! And I love the internets, too! I am posting this magazine cover right friggin' NOW!!!

Jer - Really? Want me to join you on your second visit? :)