Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Moonlighting Over At Dirk's

What do you get when you combine this...

...with this...

You get my first appearance as a guest blogger!!

Dirk, the genius who writes TOO DISGUSTING TO CONTEMPLATE, TOO COMPELLING TO IGNORE, is out of town this week and has lined up a few "guest bloggers" to post in his place.

And before you ask, I'm sure he WAS severely drunk when he thought, "Hey! Rader should do one of my posts!," but Dirk, being a gentleman, didn't rescind his offer after he sobered up. So, my post is up and published, y'all!

Me replacing Dirk is sort of like replacing your iPod with an 8-track tape. Sure, there's music on it, but it's clunkier, not as sexy and simply not the hip, fun and well-packaged item to which you have grown accustomed.

And even though I've never met Dirk face-to-face, something tells me he's very "well packaged."

(Ugh... I "so" need to get laid soon before my writing takes one step lower into this abyss of sophomoric sexual puns that I've created. At the rate I'm going, I'll be the Beavis and Butthead of gay bloggers by noon tomorrow. Oy...)

Still, I gave it my best shot. My story for Dirk's blog has it all: Broadway stars, winged creatures of the night, showtunes and a little "68" performed in a men's bathroom.

And if you don't remember what "68" means, it stands for...

"You do me and I'll owe you one."

Thank you, Dirk, for asking me to be a guest blogger! Have fun in San Francisco! Safe travel.


Shirley Heezgay! said...

What a GREAT story!!

I am SO perfectly vanilla it's not funny.

I have never done anything like that in a public pla--oh wait.


Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - See? We're all a little bit kinky and a little bit vanilla.

It's like we have a little bit of Donnie Osmond's Rock and Roll and a little bit of Marie Osmonds "Faint in front of the Judges Cause She's So Fragile" / Country & Western music.

It's like that. Only not.

Thanks for the compliments on the story.

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

I'll go check it out.

dirk.mancuso said...

Thank you a million times over for the AMAZING guest post you served up over at my place on Tuesday!!!

(And for the record, I was dead sober when I asked you to comment and you are far from an 8-track!)

"Well packaged"? Me? LOL...silly, silly man! (But as for the never having met face-to-face, maybe we could grab a drink sometime when I'm in the city.

Thanks again for a truly awesome post!

Big gay hugs,

- Dirk

Stephen Rader said...

Dirk - Drinks in the city? Anytime! That's a brilliant idea and must happen SOON! :)