You get my first appearance as a guest blogger!!
Dirk, the genius who writes TOO DISGUSTING TO CONTEMPLATE, TOO COMPELLING TO IGNORE, is out of town this week and has lined up a few "guest bloggers" to post in his place.
And before you ask, I'm sure he WAS severely drunk when he thought, "Hey! Rader should do one of my posts!," but Dirk, being a gentleman, didn't rescind his offer after he sobered up. So, my post is up and published, y'all!
Me replacing Dirk is sort of like replacing your iPod with an 8-track tape. Sure, there's music on it, but it's clunkier, not as sexy and simply not the hip, fun and well-packaged item to which you have grown accustomed.
And even though I've never met Dirk face-to-face, something tells me he's very "well packaged."
(Ugh... I "so" need to get laid soon before my writing takes one step lower into this abyss of sophomoric sexual puns that I've created. At the rate I'm going, I'll be the Beavis and Butthead of gay bloggers by noon tomorrow. Oy...)
Still, I gave it my best shot. My story for Dirk's blog has it all: Broadway stars, winged creatures of the night, showtunes and a little "68" performed in a men's bathroom.
And if you don't remember what "68" means, it stands for...
"You do me and I'll owe you one."
Thank you, Dirk, for asking me to be a guest blogger! Have fun in San Francisco! Safe travel.