Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Still in Love with the HOUSEWIVES

Usually, I can never find any clips from DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES on YouTube, but luckily, I found two of the scenes from the last two episodes that have made me horse laugh over and over again as I re-played them on my TiVo.

However, the lines from these two clips don't top my favorite lines in the four year history of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.

My favorites are..

1) From Season One when Bree and her then husband Rex are hosting a dinner party and Bree announces to the entire table...

"Rex cries when he ejaculates."

and..

2) From last season, when Laurie Metcalf as Carolyn Bigsby takes an entire supermarket hostage in her rampage to kill her husband and while walking through the aisles of the store waving a gun, she shouts...

"Attention, shoppers! We're having a Special today on 'Not Getting Shot,' but it's only available at the BACK OF THE STORE!!!"

But, Susan meeting her new neighbors - - a gay couple - - is pretty damn funny...



"That's super! I've seen a lot of cable, so I GET IT!"

Love it. Love it so much!

And then this scene at Susan's Charades Party, has a classic line near the end of it...



"Bree saw you slap your daughter."


Will somebody give Eva Longoria a friggin' Emmy?!? The woman is not only incredibly hot, she's so damn FUNNY!

4 comments:

Shibari said...

*snort* Those are ALL hilarious.. I love the housewives... When Orson crashed on the scooter I about cried...
There are always beautifully comic moments aren't there...
oh and I LOVED your TMI too..
xoxo

Stephen Rader said...

Shibari - Hot blog you've got there!!! Love it!!! And Orson on and crashing that scooter was DAMN funny! Nice to see a character that everyone thought was another "crazy pharmacist" become comedic when the occasion is called for!

And he ain't too hard on the eyes either!

Aaron said...

I love Laurie Metcalf--what great taste you have to include her line in your four favorites! That one was pretty classic..

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Are you a DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES fan? If so, we should get together on Sundays and watch!

And Laurie Metcalf as Carolyn Bigsby - - she is SORELY missed on DH. Just like Dixie Carter as Orson's mother is missed. I loved those two last year!!!