Tuesday, October 02, 2007

TMI Tuesday

How about a quick TMI Tuesday before I rush to rehearsal? Alrighty...

1. Early bird or night owl?

Well, I've never heard of this "Early Bird" superhero you're talking about, but I can't imagine anybody taking the place of my beloved Nite Owl from THE WATCHMEN.

Especially when he's going to be played by the uber-hot Patrick Wilson.

Wait - - I think I have a hotter picture of Mr. Wilson somewhere...

Ah, yes. Even though he is shirt-ed in this picture, this will do. This will do nicely...

03.06.09 can't come fast enough.

2. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?

Once again, I will allow the lyrics of a showtune to answer for me.

"Different is nice, but it sure isn't pretty. Pretty is what it's about
I never met anyone who was different who couldn't figure that out"

Geez. Quoting from A CHORUS LINE's "At The Ballet." How faggy can you get?

3. Do you gossip?

Oh! Oh! Can I quote another song for my answer? Can I?!?

Good. This one is slightly less faggy. It's from HEE HAW.

"Now, we're not ones to go around spreadin' rumors
Why, really, we just not the gossiping kind.
No, you'll never hear one of us repeating gossip.
So you better be sure and listen close the first time."

That is SLIGHTLY less faggy, right?

4. On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)

I'd give myself an 8.

I would say "12 and a half", but since that's the size of my penis, you wouldn't believe me if it was ALSO my "Adventure Number."

5. On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser do you think you are? ( ditto )

See Question #4.

And add 2.

Bonus (as in optional):What do you consider the biggest turn on out of the following? a) lingerie b) movies c) toys d) role playing e) leather f) none of this does anything for me.

That's a toughie.

I'm pretty big on toys. As I've said before, I don't have a "toy box," I have a "toy closet."

A "toy walk-in closet." Get the picture?

And I do love me some leather. As certain pictures on certain photographer's web sites prove to be the case.

And role playing - - well, let's just say that when you've trained to be an actor and you've been in classes doing long-form improv for years, role playing becomes something you're known for. Internationally.

So, I'm going with C, D & E as my biggest turn-on's. And movies, too.

And Hell, bring on the lingerie. Whatever gets your flutter to putter is fine by me!


Professor Fate said...

12 1/2 and a 14 1/2, those are reasonable numbers.

Happy TMI

Shirley Heezgay said...

1. Patrick Wilson. Is there such a specimen finer? Love bloomed with "Angels In America." Oh, and, "I'm not fond of blondes, but you are FABULOUS!"

2. Really? Hasn't history shown us that smart vs. looks is a Brainiac's losing battle?

3. "Now there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date.

And Mrs. tTaylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away.

And Mr. bBaker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't Widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down?

Now Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he's stayed too long in Kelly's Bar again.

And if you smell SHIRLEY HEEZGAY'S breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin."

4. Hello, Lovah!

5. See #4, then add 2.

Bonus: Some have a "goodie drawer." We have a "goodie box." It's the only way to travel.

Anonymous said...

"gets your flutter to putter"?

Stephen Rader said...

Professor Fate - Thank you!!! Very reasonable. Right? :)

Shirley - Any man quote HARPER VALLEY PTA is my best friend - - PERIOD!!! I love your responses question-to-question. You are the best!!!

Dana - I thought you'd like that. "Gets your flutter to putter" is one of my mother's sayings. :)

Bunny said...

Great answers! 12.5, huh? I've a got a friend who would like to meet you . . .

Happy TMI

Stephen Rader said...

Bunny - Yep. 12.5. Not attached, but still, I bought one that's 12.5. :)

Valyna said...

Toy closet??? Me too!!! :)

And I'm entirely too curious about this photographer's websites now... hmmmm....

Stephen Rader said...

Valyna - Well, go to my TMI Tuesday post for July 24th and follow the link to Ron Volanti photography. Scroll down and voila!

Lance Noe said...

I love that you quote hee haw. Every saturday night there was a fight in the noe home over hee haw (my dad) or solid Gold (me). Eventually my mother bought me my own tv! Where upon i would reenact the entire open sequence in my room!

And yet, she was still surprised when she found out i was gay.

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - I loved the woman with the long hair that she pulled back into one piece. SHE WAS HOT!

Yep, I wanted to be her. Still do, actually. :)