This is recipe from Senator Larry Craig for one of his favorite snacks called....
...and I swear, I'm not making this up...
A Super Tuber
Seriously. Super Tuber.
This is Larry's foreword for the recipe...
"Super Tuber is a great snack that uses one of my favorite vegetables: The Idaho Potato. Of course, I suppose any type of potato could be used, but I cannot guarantee that a Super Tuber made with anything but a true Idaho potato would taste as good."
- Sincerely, Larry E. Craig, United States Senator
The recipe is as follows...
1 hot dog, cook's choice
1 Idaho baking potato, 7 to 10 ounces
Mustard for dipping, any style
Other condiments as desired such as cheese sauce, sour cream, chili, chives, bacon pieces or black olives.
Wash and dry potato. Rub with shortening or butter. With an apple corer or small knife, core out the potato center (end to end). Push hot dog through the center. Bake until potato is cooked through.
Serving Suggestions: Allow potato to cool slightly. Eat as a finger food, dipping in your favorite hot dog condiments (mustard is my favorite).
So, Larry Craig loves to munch on wieners...
...wieners that are fucking potatoes...
Truth is indeed sicker than fiction.
Apparently, Larry fell in love with Idaho potatoes and wieners at an early age.
Here's a picture of Larry munching on a fat one when he was very, very young...
You know, he looked good with his hair in piggy-tails, didn't he?
Piggy. Tails. That's funny.