Monday, October 01, 2007

My Favorite Caption Contest Week #12

I just got in from seeing ACROSS THE UNIVERSE with the gang and though some parts worked better than others, I really, really enjoyed it.

Actually, no, I really loved it.

Joe Cocker, y'all.

Joe fuckin' Cocker.

Singing COME TOGETHER in this movie.

He's kinda brilliant.

I'm just sayin'...

But on to the topic at hand: this week's Caption Contest Winner.

This week goes to my new buddy Polt of
Polt's Place, naturally.


By the by, if you're not checking out Polt's blog every Monday with his oh-so-fun MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUYS PHOTOS, you are truly missing out. But I digress...

Here is Polt's caption of Week #11...

"Captain America after his "makeover" by Carson Kressley.
And he even remembered to Zhoozh the sleeves!"


Any man who combines Captain America with Carson Kressley is an instant friend of mine. Plus, Polt knows how to spell "zhoozh," which makes me just moist as a snack cake... down there...

And now, taking a page from last week's caption contest by my good friend Shirley Heezgay - - his picture last week had three boys with "fronts touching backs" in a very similar situation - - I give you the picture for Week #12's My Favorite Caption Contest.

So much going on in this picture. So much.

Give the boys a caption, y'all. Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, October 5th at 5:00 p.m. (CST).

P.S. I love how the boy in the middle may be giving AND receiving but he can still keep ahold of his beer. Atta girl...

13 comments:

Polt said...

I'm blushing like a virgin bride over your compliments (moist...down there. bwahahahaah)

And my caption: "Nurse Benji showed the new naive medical students his patented technique for taking someone's temperature anally. Two at a time. Without a thermometer."

HUGS...

Lance Noe said...

Chi Chi La Rue presents "One fucked over the cuckoo cuckoo's nest!"

Shirley Heezgay said...

aW hell....your "PS" was gonna be the theme of my caption.

I need some time.....

Stephen Rader said...

Polt - Oh. My. God. Love it!!!!! Brilliant caption!!! You may be going two-for-two, my friend!!

Lance - Again, you made me laugh out loud. Literally!!!! And loud!!!!!

Shirley - Oops. Sorry I stole your thunder with my P.S. I need to watch my damn mouth!!!!!

Master Aaron said...

Caption Option: Three cousins reinact the think-tank session that birthed the snack sensation "The Twinkie." Personal Comment: If you're fishing, and the fish is too small, you throw it back. If you're FISHING, and it doesn't appear to have any body hair AT ALL, avoid entanglements with the legal system and show it the door.

Stephen Rader said...

Master Aaron - I love you caption AND your personal comment! Hell, I think I'm going to include your personal comment AS an option for the caption contest!!! :)

cb said...

Wait a minute... THERE'S the soccer ball!

Stephen Rader said...

CB - Love it!! That's so wrong, it's right!!! :)

Valyna said...

The Red Cross is eager to present free demonstrations of the Hind-Lick maneuver at 7pm. Free nurses hat for all participants.

Greg said...

"Nurse, are you sure this is how we're supposed to do the Heimlich Maneuver?"

Stephen Rader said...

Valyna - Wow! Baby! That's a GREAT CAPTION!!! This is going to be a tough week to pick a winner!!!

Greg - Love it!!!! I like how that nurse does the Heimlich. A lot.

Shirley Heezgay said...

"Uh, guys? Tim? Tommy? I don't think I want to do-- um, guys, I'm flattered but-- Fuck it. Here, hold my beer."

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - That is the caption that's in my head! Most definitely!!!