Tuesday, October 23, 2007

My Favorite Caption Contest Week #15

So many incredible captions for last week's pic.

Not to mention the fact that it inspired two different posts (one & two) from Shirley Heezgay due to the fact the the same three guys are in another homoerotic picture that he's been fond of for quite some time.

And those boys said they were only gay that one time. Liar, liar, pants on fire.

But I had to go with Aaron from Go Away I'm Reading for Week #14's winner. His caption really really nailed it... so to speak...

FRONT GUY: Oh, shit I just lost a filling!

MIDDLE GUY: I'LL provide the filling!

BACK GUY: Is this the line for the food?

"Is this the line for the food?" is what got me. That, my friends, is genius.

The picture for Week #15's Caption Contest is one that I found on a recent post over at Super Underwear Perverts. With Halloween just around the corner, I think this is photo is perfect - - - perfectly twisted - - and BEGGING for a caption..

There it is, folks. So "wrong," it surpasses "right" and bends in on itself to land right back in the "wrong" category.

Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, October 26th at 5:00 p.m. (CST).

I just thought of a possible way to go with this caption. A post of mine from last month might give a clue to what I'm talking about.


jer said...

not all fags have the gay gene for fashion as evidenced by this pic of Brian Boitano...this was almost his costume for the "88 games.

Stephen Rader said...

Jer - I just annoyed everyone around with a HUG laugh!!! Brian Boitano - - GENIUS!!!

Aaron said...

"When the door of 348 Oleander Heights Drive opened, the only sound at first was the creaking of the door hinges...

And then the sound of plastic buckets hitting concrete, and polyester costumes rustling, as the children ran down the street screaming..."

So what do I win from last week? WhatdoIwin? WhatdoIwin? :-)

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - You win my everlasting love and I will forevermore bow at your comic genius.

And if I ever create an ARE YOU THERE, BLOG? t-shirt or some such crap like that, I'll give you one of those, too! :)

Thomas MacEntee said...

Crouching Tiger, Not So Hidden Faggot

Stephen Rader said...

Thomas - WOOHOO! Love it!!! Brilliant caption!!!

Thomas MacEntee said...

The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one
I'm the only one.

Stephen Rader said...

Thomas - I knew I loved you!! GREAT caption!!!

Eric said...

Next on the Discovery channel...The Furry in his natural habitat.

Eric said...

I had to dig to the bottom of my drawer for this one. Do you think it's too much for a first date?

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - Brilliant as always! You make me laugh, big time!!! :)

Shirley Heezgay said...

"Tig-Spy-der-Kids-Man is my name. You're ascared, aintcha?"

Shirley Heezgay said...

That's crap. Scrap it. Let me sleep on it.

Eric said...

I kept the tag on, in case it didn't work out.

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

I am at a complete loss. Then again so is the guy in the picture.

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - Anytime the word "ascared" is used, I love it!!!

Eric - Simple and friggin' hilarious! You are a comic mastermind!!!

Whim - That comment is a caption in and of itself!!! :)

Fr. Fozy Bear said...

"How do you know you have been playing to long with your five year old baby brother? When your Halloween costume is stuck between two animated realities."

I wasnt going to comment but I just had to say besides being a confused boy he is as adorable as geeks get... I dont know what I would say if one of my future partners (plural) dressed up like that it would have to be an orange or yellow bikini/jock/thong to at least get a "bouncy bouncy schwing" out of me, although that means I would either have to play Piglet or Pooh.

Thank you:
BTW I just found your blog and have added you to mine.


Shirley Heezgay! said...

"Awww....crap! I DO have two different costumes on, don't I??? I'm NEVER gonna get laid!"

Stephen Rader said...

Fr. Fozy Bear - Great caption and great blog!!! Thanks for the add and I have returned the favor!!!!

Shirley Heezgay - LOVE IT!!!! Another genius caption from you!