Last week's questions were all about dating. This week goes right for the erogenous zones. Here's this week's TMI Tuesday.
1. What are your 7 favorite tactile things that turn you on? Sex (like oral, or penetrative) cannot be an answer. (Examples: silk, light tickling, etc).
Let's see. Of the top of my head, I'll say: stubble, leather, rubber, sand, wax, a feather and silk.
Yes, I said, "wax."
If you've never had candle wax lightly poured onto your skin during sex, you have not fully experienced the beast with two backs. Go there. Trust me.
2. What are your non-genital erogenous zones and what do you like done to them?
My neck. My neck, my neck, my neck. All anyone has to do is kiss my neck and I'm gone. Well, not "gone," but more like "thrashing around like a mad dog."
Add the rubbing of a man's stubble (see Question #1) to that equation and all consciousness is sometimes lost.
3. What sounds get you sexually charged?
Another person being sexually charged. I'll admit it. I'm a talker. I'm a DIRTY talker. And I love to hear it. The dirtier, the better. If you think sex is something that should be done quietly and with reverence, walk on by because I like to talk!
Loud, dirty porn star talk. Minus the bad "thumpa-thumpa" music in the background.
4. After losing your virginity, what is the longest you’ve gone without penetrative sex?
What time is it?
5. What is your least favorite sexual position? Why don't you like it?
I don't really have one. I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth... or to begrudge the fact that I'm getting it, but not in my favorite position.
You wanna do me with one leg in the freeze, the other tied to a vent while I juggle bowling pins and whistle "Moonriver?" Let's go, Hoss!
Give it to me and I'm a happy guy.
Bonus (as in optional):If you could sexually dominate or submit to 5 people - any 5, currently living or deceased - which 5 would it be?
Humphrey Bogart - Just cause I think he'd be as great in a relationship as he looks like he'd be in bed.
Milton Berle - Just to see how big it really is.
Brad Pitt - Just to rub it in Angelina and Jennifer's face.
Robert Redford - Just so I could act out my Katie/Hubble fantasy montages from THE WAY WE WERE with him.
Shane Rollins - Just because that boy has everything I want and then some. Yum!