Tuesday, October 16, 2007

My Favorite Caption Contest Week #14

It is WAY past the time for me to announce Week 13's Caption Contest Winner, so let's get right down to it!

There were TONS of BRILLIANT captions this week, but I have to go with a new winner for Week #13. UprightGuy from LIFE AND TIMES OF A GUY provided this winning caption...

"My Bologna has a first name, it's... Hey who took my gum?"

That, Sir, is friggin' HILARIOUS!!!! And I'm pretty sure that's EXACTLY what was going through that boy's mind when that picture was taken!

So, how do I top a pic of one half-naked hot guy? With a pic of THREE half-naked hot guys... in a tub... in an alcoholic state somewhere between "slightly buzzed" and "shitfaced."

Here's the picture for Week #14...


Yeah. I'm just like Julie Brown. "I Like 'Em Big and Stupid! I Like 'Em Big and REAL DUMB!"

Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, October 19th at 5:00 p.m. (CST).

Make me proud, y'all. Make me proud.

18 comments:

Aaron said...

FRONT GUY: Oh, shit I just lost a filling!

MIDDLE GUY: I'LL provide the filling!

BACK GUY: Is this the line for the food?

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

I think I'm too busy enjoying the pic to come up with a caption.

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Ok, that might be the first caption received but damn it, that's just about the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!!! Love it!!!

Whim - I know. Isn't it lovely? :)

Thomas MacEntee said...

Front Guy tries to suppress a laugh as he finds out why Middle Guy's nickname is Four Inches of Fury.

Stephen Rader said...

Thomas Macentee - Love it! It's funny because it's probably SO true!!!

Charlie Weis said...

Senior Big Red leads 2 freshman fighting Irish Footballers in a team building exercise to show the young one's how a real quarterback sneak is done !!

Stephen Rader said...

Charlie Weis - Ooooo... I like it!!! And I wanna know more about this "real quarterback sneak!!!" :)

Great caption!

Polt said...

Rub-a-dub dub, three men in a tub,
The butch, the fucker, and the candlestick-taker.

eh, it's the best I could do...

HUGS...

cb said...

Although initially fine with the nursery rhyme reinactment, Red suddenly wasn't so sure about being "rub a dub dubbed" on the inside.

Eric said...

Coach, I said i just needed to soak my leg.

Polt said...

cb...THAT is the caption I was looking for!!! Great job! Much better than mine!

HUGS...

Dana said...

"Wonder if this would be any better if we actually were drunk?"
"Don't care, tell them we were drunk anyway."

Eric said...

Ernie?
Yes, Burt.
Did you invite Grover?

Shirley Heezgay said...

"When I signed up for Guys Gone Wild, this is not what I had imagined! Ouch!"

Shirley Heezgay said...

"Dude! I TOTALLY saw them do this on OZ and it was soooo cool."

UprightGuy said...

The look on the thrid guys face is saying "I've been drinking O'Doul's, this is just fun. Freshmen."

Stephen Rader said...

Polt - Your best is GENIUS! Love it!!!

CB - I would love to be "rub a dub dubbed" if Red wants to give up his place on the team! Great caption!

Eric - You are brilliantly funny!!! Will you be my comedy partner? We could be the gay Martin & Lewis. Or a gay-ER Martin & Lewis.

Dana - AMEN!!! "Damn, I was drunk last night!"

Eric - WOOHOO!!! Very "Wendy?" "Yes, Lisa." "Is the water warm enough?" "Yes, Lisa." "Shall we begin?" "Yes, Lisa."

Shirley Heezgay - ROFL!!!! Boys re-enacting scenes from OZ makes me hot in all the right places!! Thank you for the mental image!!

Uprightguy - So true. So, so true!

Stephen Rader said...

My friend Philip sent me this caption yesterday for the contest. Polt, it looks like you and Philip were on the same track with this one. Great minds...

"Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub.
The butcher,
The baker,
The candlestick taker."