You know that Robin fix I need a hit for every 24 or 2 or 4 hours?
Well, these pictures will either send me over the abyss and into full scale "Boy Wonder Addiction" or they just might creep me out enough to give up on the Dark Knight's sidekick for a good, long while.
And speaking of "good" and "long," here are the pics. They're from Buzz Foto (obviously) and that's Frankie Delgado (whoever the Hell THAT is) as Batman, but Robin is Bruce Jenner's son, Brody Jenner.
And he's packin'. Seriously, y'all. Look at it.
There's a "Batpole" joke in there somewhere, but I'm not touching it.
Fuck, in trying to avoid a bad pun, I walked INTO a bad pun. I guess I'm just distracted by Brody the Boy Wonder's third leg.
Of course, I'm distracted, but apparently these Catwomen are too drunk to ever notice. Or if they are noticing, they sure as Hell aren't taking things into their own hands... so to speak...
Which is why, Brody, you should call me. Cause not only do I notice, I definitely know to take things into my own hands. And I make a great Nightwing.
But hold on. Is that Robin sexy or nasty? Or both? And by "both," I mean that place where the "nasty" somehow turns up the "sexy" a notch.
I'm so confused. Is it November 1st yet?