Friday, October 26, 2007

Fratboy Friday]

I've been "celebrating the male physique" quite a bit more than I usually do this week, but just because the post before this one contained a picture of a guy mooning the camera...

...Does it count as "mooning" when all your wearing is a jockstrap? If so, I've mooned countless men at the gym, The Eagle and an alley just off of Clark Street that I think of fondly on hot summer days...

...doesn't mean I will fore go Fratboy Friday. When it comes to pictures of half naked men, the more you see, the more you want to see, right?

That said, here are this week's...

BOYS IN CAPS

You know, I'm told that years ago, turning your baseball cap backwards was a sign that you were gay. Think about it. If the bill of the cap is in the back, it won't get in your way when you're on your knees doing your "job," if you get the not-so-subtle hint.

But since I see this off-to-the-side style quite a bit these days, I hope that this has a hidden meaning as well. I'm thinking it either means "I'm versatile (spelled B-O-T-T-O-M)" or "I did Ashton Kutcher and all I got was this lousy Trucker Cap."

Side Note: Philip says that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore should revive that Broadway production of THE GRADUATE for themselves with Ashton as Benjamin and Demi as Mrs. Robinson. Isn't that a BRILLIANT idea?!?! Philip is truly a genius!

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SAGGERS
























Why does he have his shirt off inside... wherever the Hell he is? No, that's not the real question.

The real question is "Why wasn't I THERE?!?"

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MOONERS


Ummm... I guess this guy is mooning the camera. Or is he simply unaware of the slight draft that's blowing across his butt-so-built-you-could-serve-quiche-on-it?

What IS he doing? Is he mooning? Is he dancing? And what the Hell IS that thing dangling from his pocket? I think this guy's on our team, y'all.

And last but always my favorite...

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DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT

Yep, this is my "Halloween" entry, so if anyone has any idea exactly "what" or "who" these fellows are "going as," please let me know.

But for the record, straight boy fashion apparently dictates that, if you wear a bike helmet over your junk, the proper head wear is a construction helmet. (Very Village People)

And if you wear a beanie with propeller over your junk (and remember, the propeller is worn on the OUTSIDE!!!) , the proper head wear is a vintage Olivia Newton-John "Let's Get Physical" headband.

The SEX IN THE CITY "Carrie Necklace" sported by the gentleman on the left is a fun accessory, but not necessary to pull of that particular "look."

To quote THE BOYS IN THE BAND, "Mary it takes a fairy to make something pretty."

7 comments:

David said...

The guy wearing the helmet on the right. I'd suck the socks off him in a minute.

Master Aaron said...

Oh how I miss this blog when I can't get to The Public Library of Pigeon Forge to get online. But I wanted to share my new truth, related to NOTHING IN PARTICULAR, and NO CURRECT PROJECTS OF MINE: If it ain't "art," and it ain't even "craft," make damn sure it's "commerce." I have no idea what that is doing flying around in my head right now, but it is. Although the Friday Boys wiped it out for a few minutes, THANK YOU!

Master Aaron said...

And Stephen, doesn't it make you giggle that I'm pulling up your blog at the Public Library here?!?!? I'm just waiting to be asked to remove myself from the premises! HAHAHAHA!

Aaron said...

It takes a VILLAGE of fairies to make something pretty--and so was begotten the business model of what we now call the "day spa."

Shirley Heezgay! said...

Okay...here we go....

Boy In Cap: That is the sweetest Belt of Adonis I've seen in awhile.

Sagger: He's blond (meh...) a little skinny (meh...) but he is RIPPED!

Mooner: He looks like he was caught dancing to Rhianna. Where was my invitation?

Drunkies: Buddy with the yellow cap...Ooooh, 'eez gorrrrjjjussss.

There is something about him, though that will be the topic of next week's fREAKY fRIDAY.

Nice job, poodle!!!!

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

"Yep, this is my "Halloween" entry, so if anyone has any idea exactly "what" or "who" these fellows are "going as," please let me know."

I'd say that they were going as guys who don't know their heads from their asses but the hats are on the wrong side.

Stephen Rader said...

David - Good! I like the guy on the left! I could put that in my mouth and make him forget his name!!

Master Aaron - Glad I can help with your Dollywood exile. And you're right - - the computer there in Pigeon Forge will never be the same again!!!

Aaron - Amen, brother! Amen!

Shirley Heezgay - I can't wait to read your next fREAKY fRIDAY! WOOHOO!!

Whim - You, my dear, are a genius! That is hysterical and 100% true!!!!