...Does it count as "mooning" when all your wearing is a jockstrap? If so, I've mooned countless men at the gym, The Eagle and an alley just off of Clark Street that I think of fondly on hot summer days...
...doesn't mean I will fore go Fratboy Friday. When it comes to pictures of half naked men, the more you see, the more you want to see, right?
That said, here are this week's...
BOYS IN CAPS
You know, I'm told that years ago, turning your baseball cap backwards was a sign that you were gay. Think about it. If the bill of the cap is in the back, it won't get in your way when you're on your knees doing your "job," if you get the not-so-subtle hint.
But since I see this off-to-the-side style quite a bit these days, I hope that this has a hidden meaning as well. I'm thinking it either means "I'm versatile (spelled B-O-T-T-O-M)" or "I did Ashton Kutcher and all I got was this lousy Trucker Cap."
Side Note: Philip says that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore should revive that Broadway production of THE GRADUATE for themselves with Ashton as Benjamin and Demi as Mrs. Robinson. Isn't that a BRILLIANT idea?!?! Philip is truly a genius!
Why does he have his shirt off inside... wherever the Hell he is? No, that's not the real question.
The real question is "Why wasn't I THERE?!?"
Ummm... I guess this guy is mooning the camera. Or is he simply unaware of the slight draft that's blowing across his butt-so-built-you-could-serve-quiche-on-it?
What IS he doing? Is he mooning? Is he dancing? And what the Hell IS that thing dangling from his pocket? I think this guy's on our team, y'all.
And last but always my favorite...
DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT
Yep, this is my "Halloween" entry, so if anyone has any idea exactly "what" or "who" these fellows are "going as," please let me know.
But for the record, straight boy fashion apparently dictates that, if you wear a bike helmet over your junk, the proper head wear is a construction helmet. (Very Village People)
And if you wear a beanie with propeller over your junk (and remember, the propeller is worn on the OUTSIDE!!!) , the proper head wear is a vintage Olivia Newton-John "Let's Get Physical" headband.
The SEX IN THE CITY "Carrie Necklace" sported by the gentleman on the left is a fun accessory, but not necessary to pull of that particular "look."
To quote THE BOYS IN THE BAND, "Mary it takes a fairy to make something pretty."