Which is why I would like to tell you all that I am GAY!!!
That's right! I'm a queer. A fag. Light in the Loafers. A Friend of Dorothy. A Rider of the Hershey Highway. A Pickle Kisser. A Corn Holer. I'm a Three Dollar Bill. A Football Bat.
As Lisa Lampanelli says, "My Chapstick is cock flavored."
Now, since I've Come Out of the Closet, I urge the following individuals to do the same.
And if you don't Come Out, you'll be Trapped in the Closet with this guy...