Tuesday, April 07, 2009

"Punish Me, Daddy! I DESERVE It!"

Gay Canuck in the Capital (I couldn't find your blog, Gay Canuck. Where are you? Could you send me the link?) sent me this oh-so-brilliant Spider-Man image that recently hit the Fail Blog...


I think a scene like that would GREATLY improve the upcoming Spider-Man musical, currently titled Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.

Who wouldn't like to see Spidey get fisted live on stage? And in a MUSICAL!!!!

All my wildest dreams come true.

That comic image made me think of this one featuring Superman (a.k.a. Kal-El) and his father, Jor-El...

Now, a scene like that would have made the Superman musical - - It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Superman! - - a much bigger success. With or without Linda Lavin singing "You've Got Possibilities."

So, with all these comic books being turned into Broadway musicals, I'm thinking it's a great time for me to start working on "Archie & Jughead: The Musical!"

Especially if I can pen a song for this Archie and Jughead moment...


Look at 'em both... salivating over that 12 inch weiner...



'Atta girl! I always knew Jughead was my kinda guy!

7 comments:

Anatomicsd said...

Ahem...it was an 18 inch hot dog. Don't discount those last six inches...cuz you know you'd love every one.

Java said...

It is amazing how knowing you has changed my perspective on Archie and Jughead, not to mention a bunch of other icons from my childhood.

Prospero said...

A friend posted that Spidey pic on Facebook teh other day. I commented "I think they used too much Crisco. Who's going to clean that mess up?"

Rick Rockhill said...

I ALWAYS LOVED the Archies. It was one of my favorite cartoons

AJohnP said...

Wow...I think you need to get working on that musical!!
Hysterical post.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of fisting ...
http://failblog.org/2008/08/14/drinking-fail-2/

cb said...

I wanna know who perverts these comics?? They can't be the real versions!!!