I didn't see Crank.
Not in the theatres and not on dvd.
And until just a few minutes ago, I wouldn't know Chev Chelios from chicken tetrazzini.
But any film where Jason Statham attaches jumper cables to his tongue and one of his nipples is my kind of movie!!!
Anybody want to see Crank: High Voltage with me?
While the movie is playing, I promise to not touch myself. Much.
Jason Statham. I would drink that man's bath water.