I didn't see Crank.Not in the theatres and not on dvd.
And until just a few minutes ago, I wouldn't know Chev Chelios from chicken tetrazzini.
But any film where Jason Statham attaches jumper cables to his tongue and one of his nipples is my kind of movie!!!
Anybody want to see Crank: High Voltage with me?
While the movie is playing, I promise to not touch myself. Much.
Jason Statham. I would drink that man's bath water.
12 comments:
Good god, I love your blog.
I literally couldn't register what I was seeing for a minute - Jason's nipple AND his tongue? In one shot?
Whew. I'm flustered now.
Thank you, Stephen. Thank you.
raechelle - You're SO very welcome! We can share him if you like!
cb - You are so WAY past gross with that comment, it isn't even funny.
I'll take some of that action. Hugs, Melissa
We went to see "Knowing" this weekend, this preview looked hot. I loved the nipple clamp bit.
He drives me mad with desire!
Mad I say. Mad.
sigh*
I've been trying all week to get someone to go see it with me. the first movie is hilarious and I expect this one will be, as well. And you know my Jason thing. By the way - "Chicken tetrazzini" is my favorite new phrase (and Joel and the gang have been working it to death...)
You may not share my jock fixation, but I've thought he was even hotter ever since I learned he used to be a competitive diver.
Who needs jumper cables when you've got Jason Statham's nipples in the photo?
But what I'd REALLY like to see is a video of Stephen and Philip doing the Bea-Rock song from the post below! :)
HUGS...
this picture makes me feel funny
Oh yeah - I am SO there with you!
ive loved jason statham since i saw him in 'snatch'. i came (hehe, i said came) for brad pitt in his undies, ii stayed for mister statham. rawr.
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