Wednesday, April 29, 2009

"Just What Do You Think You're Doing, Dave?"

I know Philip likes them, but these new Quaker Oats ads...

...the ones plastered on every billboard and bus you see... the ones that say, "Go humans go"...

...they scare the fuck out of me.

Literally. I have no fuck left. It's all been scared out of me by Quaker Oats.

Not that I'd want the Quaker Oats dude to scare the fuck INTO me, but still...

6 comments:

Mike said...

I always think of oatmeal as being high in fiber and something that makes you regular...even though it isn't really like prunes or something... but because of that and because I'm actually eight years old, it always makes me laugh and if I had some spray paint, I'd make it say "Go #2 Humans Go"

Actually, if I had spray paint, I'd put some fucking commas in there. I know I'm not one to complain about grammatical errors, but I'm also not writing copy on the sides of buses.

Java said...

That's a scary little smile he's flashing.

cb said...

Quaker... Oats... Is PEOPLE!

jer said...

weird ass Quaker man is totally encouraging us to poop...perhaps...while he's on the toilet. what is that face?

philip said...

Go Stephen Go.

John said...

That's just creepy.