After all, this was the movie that showed me, at a very early age, just how much fun bondage can be. Especially when the cuffs, collar and chains are combined with a simple garage door opener.
If you haven't tried it, hook a loved one up this weekend. It's hours of fun.
So this Secretaries Day, as a reminder that 9 to 5 is as topical and cutting edge today as it was in 1980, I present the film's most important lesson for working girls and boys everywhere.
When office politics get you down, treat yourself and your co-workers to "An old fashioned ladies pot party."
And you thought it was just a coincidence that Secretaries Day is so close to 4/20. Please...