"BURN IN HELL. HELL, SHAPE SHIFTING REPTILE!"
The link I've added to "shape shifting reptile"...
...a phrase which begs the question, "Does 'shape shifting reptile' have a hyphen?," as well as, "Did someone blow your pilot light out, Mr. Whack Job?"...
...is the link he chose to add to those words.
It takes you to a site that is basically "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Satan But Were Too Intelligent to Ask." It's as if Micky isn't content just telling me to burn in Hell, he also suggests me as a friend on Satan's Facebook page. What a guy, huh?
Something tells me that this man doesn't particularly like me. Either that or he wants to date me. The line between those two things is extremely blurry for the men who come into my life.
No, let's face it, he just hates me because I'm a homosexual. And Micky, all I have to say is...
"Get in line, Mary. People started hating me because I'm gay when I was in the 5th grade.
Wait your turn and try to be original when you insult me, okay?"
Micky's blog is entitled Born Again. All through it are quotes proclaiming that I can only get to Heaven by being born again in Jesus' name.
And yet, in Jesus' name, Micky chose to attack me by telling me to "Burn in Hell." Nice, very nice. Nothing says "Love thy neighbor," "Follow me to Heaven" and "WWJD?" quite like telling someone to "Burn in Hell," right Micky? (Oh and Micky, did you smell that last sentence? Yeah, that's sarcasm.)
How those who claim to follow the words of Jesus can go through life attacking others with pure hate - - never attempting to love, accept or understand anyone different from themselves - - is something that I will never understand.
Maybe Micky and his blog are made up. It could be a bizarre piece of internet fiction. I'm sorry, but if Clay Aiken can father a child, anything is possible.
A quick scan of Micky's profile reveals that some of his favorite movies are My Fair Lady (gay), West Side Story (finger-snappin' gay), The Sound Of Music (people making clothes out of curtains gay), Legally Blonde (bend and snap while wearing pink gay) and Suddenly Last Summer (Katharine Hepburn bitch fighting with Elizabeth Taylor in a Tennessee friggin' Williams movie gay!).
And if that doesn't tell you which side of Micky's bread he likes others to butter, his favorite music listing includes Shirley Bassey, Connie Francis and the Pet Shop Boys. So, fiction or not...
Micky, wake up and smell the Astroglide.