Saturday, December 13, 2008

"M-I-C... See You Real Soon..."

A blogger named Micky attempted to leave the following comment on one of my recent posts...


The link I've added to "shape shifting reptile"...

...a phrase which begs the question, "Does 'shape shifting reptile' have a hyphen?," as well as, "Did someone blow your pilot light out, Mr. Whack Job?"...

...is the link he chose to add to those words. 

It takes you to a site that is basically "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Satan But Were Too Intelligent to Ask." It's as if Micky isn't content just telling me to burn in Hell, he also suggests me as a friend on Satan's Facebook page. What a guy, huh?

Something tells me that this man doesn't particularly like me. Either that or he wants to date me. The line between those two things is extremely blurry for the men who come into my life.

No, let's face it, he just hates me because I'm a homosexual. And Micky, all I have to say is...

"Get in line, Mary. People started hating me because I'm gay when I was in the 5th grade.
 Wait your turn and try to be original when you insult me, okay?"

Micky's blog is entitled Born Again. All through it are quotes proclaiming that I can only get to Heaven by being born again in Jesus' name.

And yet, in Jesus' name, Micky chose to attack me by telling me to "Burn in Hell." Nice, very nice. Nothing says "Love thy neighbor," "Follow me to Heaven" and "WWJD?" quite like telling someone to "Burn in Hell," right Micky? (Oh and Micky, did you smell that last sentence? Yeah, that's sarcasm.)

How those who claim to follow the words of Jesus can go through life attacking others with pure hate - - never attempting to love, accept or understand anyone different from themselves - - is something that I will never understand.

Maybe Micky and his blog are made up. It could be a bizarre piece of internet fiction.  I'm sorry, but if Clay Aiken can father a child, anything is possible.

A quick scan of Micky's profile reveals that some of his favorite movies are My Fair Lady (gay), West Side Story (finger-snappin' gay), The Sound Of Music (people making clothes out of curtains gay), Legally Blonde (bend and snap while wearing pink gay) and Suddenly Last Summer (Katharine Hepburn bitch fighting with Elizabeth Taylor in a Tennessee friggin' Williams movie gay!).

And if that doesn't tell you which side of Micky's bread he likes others to butter, his favorite music listing includes Shirley Bassey, Connie Francis and the Pet Shop Boys. So, fiction or not...

Micky, wake up and smell the Astroglide.

20 comments:

Sly said...

Shirley Bassey?
Pet Shop Boys?

Oh that's crazy! He's one tortured gay Aussie.

Kevin said...

hmmm...I took a wee scan too. Not of his blog but his profile. I noticed floating amongst those favourite titles were:

Gladiator (tell me, do you like Gladiator movies?)

Zorro (the gay blade)

Robin Hood (with merry men in tights)

Methinks it is made up. I remember about a year ago a bunch of bloggers getting "punk'd" "by The Accidental Magnolia" and it turned out to be the LOLporn boys.

Regardless, your point about so called "christians" trading in patience, understanding and forgiveness for hatred, violence and hypocrisy is bang on. WWJD, indeed.

Kevin said...

...and another thing...
What does wishing the eternal damnation of hell's fires upon anyone have to do with "Celebrating Life?" Which, by the way is his listed Occupation.

McCool said...

What I found interesting in my glancing review of his site -- He's more angry at Alcoholics Anonymous than at us gays...LOL

Atlantagent said...

Hell hath no fury like that of a repressed and closeted show queen. He needs to put a little more mascara on... .

jer said...

that dude is effed up. did you read some of the stuff on his blog? sick. he's the one who is going to burn in hell.

Java said...

SO glad I didn't have a sip of coffee in my mouth when I read that last sentence! I laughed out very loud.

This guy, if he's real, is a douche bag. Obviously. You attract some real winners here, Stephen.

You know that hate and love are not opposites. The opposite of hate is more like indifference. There's a lot of passion in hate. That passion can be like a shape shifting reptile, turning into hot passionate desire. So watch out for Micky. Micky. He's so fine. He's so fine he blows your ... ?

Bea said...

You know what? Even if it is fake, it's obnoxious. Putting a little black hole into people's days isn't funny. Also, he's a total 'mo. Just remember that you have a deeper, more meaningful, more beautiful life than this person because you are open minded and tolerant. Also, you have more friends and are cuter.

Besides, If all the gay men go to hell, who will tell all the fat girls in heaven that they're pretty?

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

Yes, there is a hyphen in "shape-shifting reptile." It is a compound adjective modifying a noun and requires a hyphen.

In the future, you may bring all your punctuation questions to me. I don't have a lot of profitable skills, but I am the Tiger Woods of punctuation.

Aaron said...

I think when Kristians (I can't use Christ's name to describe such people) talk about "celebrating life," they're referring to unborn fetuses--those are the only folks they haven't alienated yet. It's the existing humanity they seem to have a problem with. You know, that "talking together and interacting" thing is never the Kristians' strong point...

"Shape Shifting Reptile," eh? Hmmm...now I have an idea for next year's Halloween costume.

Joie Mayfield said...

I just posted my "Coming Out" story on my blog and in it, I finally open up about events from my past (including being raped by a stick from 4 classmates who suspected I was gay). Micky, you need to get a fucking clue. The love and religion you promote are nothing but hurt and hate. You are fooling yourself and turning people off from your cause. Stephen, thank you for being honest about your life with us. This guy needs to wake up and smell the gay gene alive in his body, lol.

Ultra Dave said...

I think you and everyone else hit the nail on the head. Closet case, big time.

the hobbit said...

I was sorry to give him the traffic, but I had to check it out. That blog doesn't make any sense, even from someone who grew up in it.

At any rate, I can't tell what he thinks. Not that I care.

I'm sorry you were hate-crimed. ;)

Gallus said...

He's a kristian (I like that spelling) like hitler was a kristian.

Gallus said...

He's a kristian (I like that spelling) like hitler was a kristian.

Glen.H said...

I think it may be a joke blog, but with his issues with AA, it probably is just a crank with D.T's. Boozehounds are often very grumpy, self-rightous people! Apologies from Down Under!

F6's Editor said...

I have to agree with all the comments re his AA affections or lack their of. I am speaking as a Catholic Bishop on this one first: His blog has the classic signs of a jailhouse conversion gone astray with no actual discipleship or continuity in ministry which means all you are left with is displacement theory (which is what his tirades on AA sound like) or b. Legalism/Calvinism gone beyond amuck. Also he sounds like a twofer convert as well, one who first had a jailhouse conversion and was jaded then turned to some perverse form of Catholic spiritual practice or a particular cultus of a particular saints within Catholicism, and that is just what I got from the first two pages.

My own personal opinion (with complete sarcasm is), he is someone with a diaper fetish that hasnt been beaten by his master daddy/older brother lately and so he is taking it out on other gay bloggers. I would recommend two things if you want to help him 1. ignore the whinny bitch and 2. Delete his comments but dont respond. The reason is simple, by my understanding of that particular fetish, trying to correct him or embarrass him is actually part of the fetish and therefore he is more aroused by your post and will make him look forward to being spanked even more, by you. If he gets your goat now he will continue the harassment in the future.

Mark in DE said...

"wake up and smell the Astroglide" is why people keep coming back to your blog! That's one of the funniest things I've ever read!

Dana said...

Just wanted to let you know: I'm a Christian, and I love you. And all my other gay friends, and straight friends, and purple friends, and friends with 6 toes, and friends that speak Klingon, and friends that stand on their heads.

I don't think I like Mickey very much, though.

truthspew said...

These pseudo Christians annoy the shit out of me.

I've been attacked on YouTube for being gay and an atheist. So I've carried the fight over to my blog.

But then I'm also battling wits with a neo-con who thinks the social worker program at Rhode Island College should be changed and less liberal. WTF! He's actually gotten it to court.