Monday, December 08, 2008

"I'm Your Private Dancer! Dancer for Money!"

As with most of the online quizzes I take, the internet just predicted which reindeer Which of Santa's Reindeer I Am with startling precision...

You Are Dancer



Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance.

Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer.

Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly.



I found this little quiz at Polt's Palace. Polt is a Dancer as well.

Suddenly, I see Polt and I in an old dance hall. You know, the kind that pop up in musical theatre songs every now and then.

I see Polt singing "Ten Cents a Dance." Very classy. Full on Doris Day.

I'm much too trashy for that. I think I'm one those "Hey Big Spender" girls. Probably the one who sings the entire number with a cigarette hanging from her mouth and who starts out the song by saying, "Hey, Cowboy. Wanna dance. A little dance won't hurt you." 

See for yourself. My line comes in at the 1:03 mark...



Yeah, that's me alright. Especially when the girl to her right says, "I'm Rosie!," and my girl simply says, "Not for long, you ain't.

6 comments:

Polt said...

"ten Cents A Dance"? Nah, I'm more of a "Fever" type of gal. :)

HUGS...

anatomicsd said...

I'm Dancer as well, which is rather disappointing since I was hoping for Vixen.

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

...and it says that I'm Vixen. "Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about." It also mentioned my fur-pulling spat with Dancer over Santa. I don't remember us doing that. Do you?

Java said...

You gonna write a tell-all book about your stint as Santa's private dancer? It could be a big seller.

Polt said...

Which Dancer, Mike Ellis, are you referring to? There's like three of us....

HUGS...

Lance Noe said...

I'm dasher!