BOYS IN CAPS
This is what a substitute teacher looks like
in The Land of My Dreams (a.k.a. "Gay Pornsville")
Yeah, you're hot, but you'll never replace Mankini.
DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
The Cowboy's Mid-Drinking Game Inner Monologue:
"If you'll be my Lil' Abner, I'll be your Daisy Mae."